Good afternoon I choose well groomed.

I'm from the generation that saw beheadings on 4chan when I was like 10. I've been pretty desensitized to shit over the course of my life.

This makes my skin crawl.

My work here is done.
- I hate it so much. Why would you make my eyes see this?
  I need one of those flashy things from men in black so I can forget I ever saw it.
Warning: description of "light" body horror

That image ruined me the first time I found it.
- fuck that image and fuck my curiosity for clicking on that spoiler
- I have. It used to bother me but I saw it so many times that it no longer bothers me. But I do remember the first time I saw it. I did NOT like it.

7/10 chance that one of those jagged pieces is going to get caught in something and rip so bad that it will expose your nail bed and bleed like a gunshot wound.

i once lost my whole nail when i was 7 or 8, doesnt really hurt.
- I once lost a nail during a renovation with dirty worn out leather gloves covered in sweat. I had torn a nail earlier and I didn't think much of it. When I went to take off my gloves, tired, sweating and without thinking, it torn 3/4 of my nail off my index finger. Since my heart was pounding from my work, it immediately started squirting blood and it hurt like hell.
- Idk wtf kinda bad ass stuff 8 year old you was made of. I rip my nail off and expose the soft tissue underneath that normally isnt exposed to air and it burns like a bitch for a while. Then when that wears off it burns if I catch it on anything until the nail grows back over it!
- my sister did the same when she was little. It hurt a lot for her
- I did this 3 years in a row sword fighting with sticks all 3 times.
Thanks a lot for that mental image.

STRAIGHT TO JAIL

NO TRIAL, NO NOTHIN'

THROW AWAY THE FUCKING KEYS

It's what I deserve.

Oops! All hangnails!

I hate this. Great post haha

Can't wait for when pieces of every fabric i touch get stuck on my nails, mmm, great feeling yes.

And in my hair, promptly ripping a chunk of it out of my ponytail.

When he wants a handjob but you secretly found out he's been cheating on you

If you're doing or receiving handjobs with your nails, please seek help.

Hang...nail shark Do do dododo Hangnail shark Do do dododo

OMG someone keeps using the jukebox app to spam my local bar with that song.

Thanks I hate it

This is some of the most disturbing shit I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen a lot of disturbing shit.

I'm scratching your back with these.

Sine nails are missing

Back scratcher 📣

Very effective punishment for nose picking.

Please no

While this is vile in its own right, what's up with the lil zigzaggy between the fingers in lower right? I suppose what's up with everything, but I've accepted the pure lunacy, now I'm just curious about the little detail.

It looks like a tiny watermark that's been lost to compression.
Thought it was cuticles or peeling skin at first but I believe it’s actually just a watermark
Looks like a signature of you look closely
Same logo as on the left picture (bottom right corner) but rotated to align with the finger

Wtf

I'm picturing the person who would seek this out and imagine the personality is probably quite a bit more off-putting.

Horrific.

Discount Wolverine.

AAAAAAAAAA

I thought the watermark on the last one was the cut nail wedges glued to the side of their fingers.

Innsmouth fashion.

Does anyone have a higher res version?

Freak
Did it hurt?
When Hell forcibly ejected you through the nine levels back to the vale of tears?
- There was a slight pinching feeling in my ass the other week. Was that why?

I don’t see the issue? I actually thought hey those look cool, like little saws. I’ve never understood women’s like of fake nails and think these are better.