chonks ... papasan

What is this language? It tickles my brain.

Looks like set dressing from Total Recall!

We ended up getting divorced 7 years later and I reclaimed my maiden name

Glad you got to reclaim your name, Ms. Mouse.

There’s no subscription here though?

Not the person you replied to, but I think they are referring to the "Subscribe to our Email Newsletter to get this offer" requirement.

I'm more of a swamp guy.

Of Dagobah?

Here's a guy who needs an inoperable tumor at the base of his spine, as the late George Carlin would say.

I hope they like stones. Hmmm, those crunchy minerals!

one day you'll be browsing Lemmy minding your own business, and -- BAM! -- lemon fact.

When life gives you lemons, have a lemon party.

That one flying cop giving me Unit 01 vibes unoe?

Is their backyard in Pripyat?

Wait, there's a Discord?

I think at that point it's just called a net.

Read this in Malcolm Reynold's voice.
Balls and Bayonets brigade, unoe?

weaponry provided by Moscow, including AK-12 rifles, RPG-7s, and night vision equipment.

Did they get any bullets though?

make my hole weak.

Weak ... like damaged?

Reminds me of that airport runway dag.

Apparently endless growth is a good thing.

Try that mushroom ketchup that Townsends made?