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Stamets @lemmy.world

3w ago

True True

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Same for water buffalo
- Buffalo fire buffalo Buffalo air buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo earth buffalo
- I gotta make an RPG that features thr 4 elemelons featuring the 4 element buffalo's.
  
  The buffalos get their element after consumption of their elemelon of choice in a rite of passage.
- Water buffalo
  Earth buffalo = bison/wisent
  Fire buffalo = cape buffalo
  Wind buffalo = yak
- And earthworm.

And Heartmelon. By their powers combined: Captain Melon!
- I feel like Captain Melons is probably a soft porn from the eighties
- Captain Planet, mother fucker. Don't summon me again, unless you ready for that pain.

opens melon; dirt
Fuck.
Opens melon; fire
Fuuuuck!
Opens melon; wind
FuUuUcK!
- Sounds like California
- opens fourth melon
  🎵do you remember the twenty first night of September?🎵

My wizard casts Summon Elemelontal

So we rename peppers to firemelons, beans to windmelons, and potatoes to earthmelons. Seems simple enough

Avatar: The Last Melonbender
- Everything changed when the Firemelon Nation attacked

They’re all here. Literally called “Elemelons” on this site. Someone’s already figured them out for you.

The plural of elemelon should be elemenōpē.
- That’s cantaloupe
  
  Cantaloupe? Or wontaloupe?

The fifth elemelon featuring Bruce Willis and Milla Jovovich
- You mean Meeloon Multipass?

No compression artifcacts or cropping. Must be a restoration of the original antique image macro.

Watermelon: As expected Earthmelon: Potato Firemelon: Red chilies Airmelon: ??
- I am on painkillers and I submit that airmelon should be a marshmallow. Really break the mold.

Speak elemelon and enter

I am melon lord!

In Chinese, there's "kinda" 3 out of the 4 directions for melons:
东瓜 (dōng guā) - East Melon - Winter Melon
西瓜 (xī guā) - West Melon - Watermelon
南瓜 (nán guā) - South Melon - Pumpkin (although it doesn't necessarily refer to south)
and there is no 北瓜 (běi guā) - North Melon (at least not to my knowledge)
- Just about to say this lmao
  But i did a search anyway, and based on article below seems like in china in some place they have different 北瓜 based on location, zucchini, chinese squash, and the long pumpkin.
  https://m.sohu.com/a/481887900_121045224

Meloments

Melomentary, Watson

The menace of the melon lord must be defeated

Airmelon

That's old. I was thinking about this meme the other day.

I could really go for some Æthermelon right about now.

Elemelon just has a nice mouth feel to it.

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