Americans will take the piss out of beans on toast and then eat this.
cross-posted from: https://midwest.social/post/17074981
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/19837626
Okay but unironically candy pizza is good
Someone on the original post said that this is from that one Brazilian pizza shop that does a bunch of really weird pizzas just as a social media thing, and I agree. I'm pretty sure I've seen this pic in a compilation of their pizzas, but it might have been a different one with a whole chicken.
OK, America unironically sucks for a lot of reasons but this isn't one of them. No, we would not. And tinned beans for breakfast will never not be weird, sorry UK.
And tinned beans for breakfast will never not be weird, sorry UK.
Strong words for a country where more people eat doughnuts for breakfast than sausages.
Yeah you would. This will be the first course at the Trump inauguration banquet.
average american first breakfast
Needs Mountain Dew
What is it Christmas? It ain't no holiday every day.
No one would eat that abortion
I know right, the cheese isn't even melted.
I'm not eating undercooked rotisserrie-chicken-sprinkles-offbrand-m&m-pizza, go crisp that in the air fryer for a few minutes.
I mean, I'd eat the chicken in its own and I bet the desert pizza tastes pretty decent.
A pizza place where I live does desert pizza and it's fantastic
The tissue extracted in an abortion is very little and not as horrific as your comment suggests. This article has pictures: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-11331955/Pictured-fetus-cell-tissue-nine-weeks-point-abortion-banned-14-states.html
I guarantee that pizza isn't American, it's Japanese or from the UAE, book it
If there's one thing Americans have excessively strong opinions about, it's pizza. This looks like some social media bait nonsense.
Pretty sure it's Brazilian. There's a restaurant, Pizzeria Bate Papo, that posts weird pizzas like this online. There might be more as I've seen people joke about Brazilian pizzas in general, but I'm a yank and that one restaurant is the only place I know of for sure.
Brazil is known for this kind of thing. They make up a significant number of the posts in r/pizzacrimes
You could at least blame us for things that we're actually responsible for, like cherry pizzert.
This isn't slander. Slander is spoken, in print it's libel.
And they’d still call that a biscuit.
How am I supposed to eat my everything pizza without the beans on toast section? Is there even haggis in this?
Yes but one without delicious lungs.
Do I have "cunt" tattooed on my forehead, or is this an everything pizza? Now be a darling and fetch the kimchee.
Lol, yes... As an American this is what we eat all of the time.
While we're all here, I've got a bridge here in the US I'd love to sell some of you Europeans. It's a great investment, please DM me for details.
I wouldn't be overly surprised:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obesity_in_the_United_States
doesn't have a Lemmy sub, but !HellYeahIdEatThat@aRealInstance.lol
Begun, the Food Wars have.
Patisserie Chicken
This is a Brazilian pizza. They love doing these dessert combo pizzas for some reason. Easily identified by the whole green olives present.
Well yeah, thats good food.
I'd legitimately rather eat the food in the picture than whatever beans on toast is supposed to be
Americans take things far too seriously.
Beans on toast has piss in it??
You put piss in your beans on toast? You need help….
I'm sorry. I guess we should be imbibing the cuisines of the countries we conquered in the past and calling it our own.
Is it a grape or a green olive? That will tell you if it's a traditional American meal.
Literally me yesterday: chicken, waffles, fruit, whipped cream, and no regrets.