So they would be offering content to the NYT sourced from the NYT? From Wikipedia

“In October 2024, The New York Times (NYT) sent a cease-and-desist notice to Perplexity to stop accessing and using NYT content, claiming that Perplexity is violating its copyright by scraping data from its website.”

“The cease-and-desist notice sent by NYT lawyers read in part: "Perplexity and its business partners have been unjustly enriched by using, without authorization, The Times's expressive, carefully written and researched, and edited journalism without a license." “

Joe Bitin’

It should have been $Googol instead.

I always prefer the book over the movie.

Who Moved My Cheese?

From creating toe tappers to taping her toes.

This guy seems to have stored quite a few in those pants for future sniffing.

A minute for every inch apparently. Arnold Palmer then followed up with a 2 minute speech about Trump.

“Best I can do is tree fiddy.”

“Sold!”

I think they just mean Euros for anyone buying gay gifts.

Apparently someone managed to get some confidential information from Trumps’s latest medical check through an anonymous leaker. Here is an excerpt.

“Right, kick ass. Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, ah... it says on your chart that you're fucked up. Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded. What I'd do, is just like... like... you know, like, you know what I mean, like...”

The father of IVF says a lot of shit.

Edit: missing of

Russian dolls dongs

“subscribers spend an average of two hours each day using the platform”

That seems like very deliberate phrasing. It is not stated as two hours a day watching content but simply using the platform. What constitutes “using” the platform?

Could you count the number of stains and then refer to it as stainfewer steel.

Rereads Tesla’s mission statement.

“Accelerating the world’s transition to sustainable energy.”

Stares at 3 ton lump of stainless steel parked in driveway.

Using the strong arm of the law until the police co….

I don’t need to read @America to know why you support Trump. We all know. All of us know Elon.

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It's got Paul Anka's guarantee

Guarantee void in Tennessee.

Just don't look!
Just don't look!

Either he fell asleep watching the movie below and confused it with his own reality, was inspired by it with his tactics to win elections, or Robin Williams is a time traveller.

“Man of the Year”, 2006, starring Robin Williams.

A comedian who hosts a news satire program decides to run for president, and a computerized voting machine malfunction gets him elected.

Edit: I can’t spell Williams apparently.

Apparently it is set in the same cinematic universe as Surviving R. Kelly.