28 0 ReplyGrass and gas also accepted
7 0 ReplySorry, my but is not contactless, you gotta insert it
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This is highly flattering.
It's exceedingly rare that capitalists put human lives all the way up at the same level as currency.
27 1 ReplyPeople have always been currency in the form of servitude/slavery.
5 0 Replythere is a reason the industry term is "human resources"
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Having your gay friend pay your debts with thier body. For everything else there is master card.
45 0 ReplyPriceless
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Gay people can be exchanged for goods and services.
12 0 ReplyThey probably mean your kidneys
26 0 ReplyThey certainly don’t mean your Amex lol
3 0 ReplyOr probably your slave labor in the private prison system.
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Hmmm, gay people can be exchanged for goods and services :3
20 0 ReplyIs this what my date meant when they said they wanted to be used?
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Looks like human trafficking's back on the menu, boys!
10 0 ReplyInflation is getting really out of hand...
7 0 ReplyBack entrance only
7 0 ReplyHOW DO THEY MAKE CHANGE?
1 0 ReplyHow many twinks to a bear?
6 0 ReplyAs many as he can carry.
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Seems like something else should come before you discover visa...
1 0 ReplyMm, tender.
(legal tender)5 0 ReplyOk it's clever
14 0 ReplyOk; so how much for a sandwich and a coffee; all I have on me is a pair of lesbians and a large gay guy.
5 0 Reply"Thats 5 gaygays and 2 lezzies please."
"Inflation again??"
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Wait, slavery is legal now for the gays!! Stonks (am straight, know gay people to “enslave”)
9 0 ReplyI think most people just call it employment
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*Gay remittance only valid for purchase of toaster ovens.
6 0 ReplyGreat now I’m gonna have to apply for a YOU card. Hope the bank’s APR isn’t parked somewhere on the far side of Andromeda.
4 0 ReplyNo Amex?
9 0 ReplyNo, Amex users have no soul
6 0 ReplyOh good! I didn't need it anyway.
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Fun fact - loads of small businesses in Europe will refuse AMEX cards because they deliberately take fucking ages to pay
9 0 ReplyThey cost businesses a lot in charges, significantly more than Visa or mastercard.
11 0 ReplyI didn't know that. I thought it was because America.
Not shitting on it, but like if some fancy person was like, "I'll use my Great Britain Royalty card!" I'd roll my eyes too.
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Good intentions, easily taken wrong.
Look everyone, the corporations are trying to be inclusive!
..... No? Nobody cares? Okay. That seems right. They don't care about us unless we're going to buy their shit, so that seems fair to me.
Eat the rich.
6 2 ReplyThey seem to care enough to be willing to lose business from all the homophopes and transphobes, and that's A LOT of business.
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What else do you expect from a business called Open D
8 0 ReplyAnyone who looks at this sign is instantly gay.
9 2 ReplyWhat if you're already gay?
3 0 ReplyYou turn lesbian.
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Wait, so I could have handed over my friend Greg in exchange for one more drink at the bar the other night? Hmm. He drinks more than me so I think he would've understood.
6 0 ReplyLegal and tender.
2 0 ReplyYou are not putting me in that tacky ass Velcro wallet on a chain…
3 0 ReplyI take it that's not your kink?
.... Not that there would be anything wrong with it, if it were.
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OpenMouthKisses
4 0 ReplyFirst black, now gay, what next? USA wake up until it's too late
6 2 ReplyI think they just mean Euros for anyone buying gay gifts.
4 1 ReplyHow much am I worth?
3 0 ReplyBest I can do is a 50 inch oled TV and a grilled cheese sandwich.
5 0 ReplyWhat kinda cheese we talking
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Always have been
2 0 Reply(pushes gay button)
Your total comes to: 2 gays, a bisexual, and a asexual. If you're out of asexuals, I can consider a intersexed.
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