As part of his campaign closing arguments, Trump spent 12 minutes talking about a golfer's dong
As part of his campaign closing arguments, Trump spent 12 minutes talking about a golfer's dong
Pundits are unclear on how long would be appropriate to speak about a golfer's genitals. But there seems to be consensus that 12 minutes is too long.
Dementia ain’t just a river in Egypt.
57 0 Replyisn't this like the 4th or 5th time this month he's mentioned another mans genitals? WEIRD!
43 0 ReplyHe is just talking about what he's thinking about, when he forgets he's running about Kamala he apperantly thinks about communal showers
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Am I eating the onion?
38 0 ReplyI truly wish
27 0 ReplyYeah it’s not even an exaggeration. He just straight up started talking about how great another dude’s cock was.
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I've never seen communal showers at a golf course.
34 0 ReplyIt's trumps special policy, unisex communal shower
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A minute for every inch apparently. Arnold Palmer then followed up with a 2 minute speech about Trump.
26 0 ReplyRepublicans. Well known for their love of each others cocks.
21 0 ReplyGrabbing Onto Penises
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How often do people need to shower after golfing? I've never seen a group shower at a gkf
20 0 ReplyI refuse to say it..
proceeds to say it anyway
14 0 ReplyMore importantly, he also talked about punishing “enemy” democrats.
14 0 ReplyHe forgot the ending …
“It was so small!”
(Edit… wait… he’s talking about another man’s junk…? Oops on my part.)
10 0 ReplyThis happened a few days ago?
10 0 Replygrandpa maga is talking about arnold palmer's cock again?
5 0 Reply"I refuse to say it"...
And then proceeds to say it
1 0 ReplyWhat's worse, ð man didn't even have ð class to at any point in ðat 12 minute ramble, make a "ðey said he used it as his putter!" joke!
Come on man! It was right fucking ðere! Literally ð lowest hanging fruit!
8 42 ReplyUnrelated, but how and why do you use the thorn (or something else?) as th-replacement?
12 0 ReplyNot thorn. This þ is thorn.
6 0 ReplyHow else would you know that they are better than you?
6 2 ReplyTechnically correct English
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Not hanging as low as Arnold's plums, though, amirite?
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