Elon Musk reportedly set to have office space in the White House complex
As if the billionaire megadonor doesn’t already have enough access to Donald Trump, Musk is reportedly poised to receive office space near the West Wing.
Russia has oligarchs. The west has successful entrepreneurs.
Good, now he’ll have a nice quiet space to focus on his path of exile character.
Between that and Diablo 4 he needs a lot of time to work on getting good. Whoever is boosting his account is likely under a strict NDA, but Id love to hear their story.
the US is fucked lmao
The us has been fucked for a long time. Only people who grew up in a supremely fucked place would allow what we see today. This is just the latest manifestation of fucked. Free Luigi!
I don't see why he needs his own office when he'll be under Trump's desk gargling saggy nuts most of the time.
You woefully have misunderstood the dynamic. Trump's the sub.
Regardless, I don't think there's need for a seperate office when they're insatiably sucking each other off all the time.
ETA: This is not a joke about them being gay or anything. They are just absolutely inseperable recently as if they're joined at the hip or something and I swear it can't just be purely professional. There's other shit going on.
That was the before Presidential powers go back to Trump dynamic. After the 20th, they'll both be in a position where they could probably ruin the other, and I think the risk will be higher for Musk, especially because Trump doesn't really need him anymore (he'll have access to funds to keep him solvent) and has that presidential immunity to avoid consequences if a conflict escalates.
I think you have it backwards. All Trump cares about us money, and compared to Musk, Trump is a pauper.
as expected, i can't imagine how consort trump will run it without the president ceo.
Tragedy or comedy? Why not both.
Is it the oval one?
Frankly, if Musk were President instead of Trump, I'd be rather happier about this upcoming four years.
He can't be President absent amending the US Constitution, though, as he'd run afoul of the "natural-born citizen" requirement for the office.
A little DOGE hut at the foot of Trump's bed?
Does it have a mattress
How does this qualify as not the onion?
National security? What's that?
Wanna bet he is going to do remote "work"?
Ukrainians in 2022 - We are very lucky they are so fucking stupid
Russian Mafia in 2025 - We are very lucky they are so fucking stupid