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AdrianTheFrog @lemmy.world

2w ago

Better Organized Europe

I'm sure everyone's fine with this

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Europe colonized by Europe

Yeah, Croatia, get landlocked.

I didn't move from Poland to Denmark for Poland to follow me here.
(In honesty, I'm kidding, I miss my country very much)
- Move back. It's beautiful and people are nice. And the standard of living has been steadily improving. Right, right? No, I mean, you're the one who said they miss it.
  
  I don't get Your point. I know how it is in Poland, I've lived there almost my whole life. And moving back is exactly what I am planning to do.
  
  If they're not willing to move back, I'm willing to move there in their place. I'm an American, but I promise I'm not an asshole who hates everything foreign. I'll integrate and learn the language!

The germans will not be pleased
- I don't think the Welsh will be happy either
- The who?
  
  ZE GERMANS

You guys need to click the link and read the names of the countries in detail.
I don't even know exactly why the placement is so funny. Germany. Poland. It's a good joke even without the details, but with the details it is truly wonderful.
- Which link?
  
  If you click the story title, you'll see a higher-res version of the same map as you see in the image. At least, that's how it is for me.
- What link. Are you just baiting to post Link from Zelda? Not with me you don't, doing it myself!

Why is Poland 2 squares wide. Unfair

Lookin good Ireland.

If Europeans drew European borders
- Um...

damn, sweden got screwed in this one

Portugal hasn't changed much.
- Just rotated by 90 degrees.

Oh my God what are you doing step Lichtenstein, I hadn't notice how big you'd gotten.
Also, Serbia's in trouble

It worked for the USA map, this one not so much

Pretty sure this is how you get a 'the troubles'

RIP Italy and France
- You gotta make space for Liechtenstein somehow.
  
  Liechtenstein clearly getting the best deal here lmao.
- The Vatican got Corsica. Tough luck.

Actual physical pain. 🫨😵‍💫

Guess I live in Lichtenstein now.
All hail the king/prince or whatever

Jesus Christ, what did you do to Iceland???

I love how Ireland is Ireland.

Lol, I see Crete is not part of Greece or even Europe anymore
They drifted so far south that's its now part of Egypt(?)

Forgot Cyprus and part of Greece

Ah I think this is a “metric” map of Europe. I thought Europeans were all about the metric system?!

Missing Sealand...
- Sealand is there, right between Funen and Old Sweden.
  
  That's at least one of the two options. The other now belongs to Luxembourg.

Swede here, excuse me!? Give it back!

Will I have to move according to my nationality or change my nationality?

I think you just upset everyone in Europe 😂
- Iceland is probably fine with it.
  
  And maybe Ireland? Or it'll kick off The Troubles again

Please God make it happen
Hope it's not toomuch to ask.

I am noe Belgian... As a Norwegian we ended up with the northern wastelans. But at least Sweden really got tucked. Now if Denmark got just as fucked I could get behind this

If you sort it, you'll be able to find any country in log n time.

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