Caption these four panels of Pete Hesgeth drinking on air.

Mwahhh the Deus Vult champagne has always been celebrated for its excellence. There is a Commiefornia champagne by Donald Trump, inspired by that same excellence...

"I'll stop drinking if I get confirmed for SecDef" is one of the top bits of all time

He looks like he's doing a decent Chris Farley impression.

Christ even at my drunkest I was still able to use my lips to hold the booze behind my teeth

big. wet. nazi. man.

It's like a series of Francis Bacon paintings all called "Portraits of Self Crucifixion"

I thought the booze-nazi had been cancelled because of woke.

Are they still going to put him in charge of the imperial murder machine? Truly amazing.