memes @lemmy.world cm0002 @lemmy.world 5 days ago

Parenthood, IYKYK

ETA: The word is Parenthood, idk what's up with the lemmy.world "illegal picture scanner", but it would reject my upload if it had any words relating to kids, apparently, up to and including "parenthood"

PSA: If you don't know, coin cells are very easy for toddlers to swallow and very deadly in a matter of hours when stomach acid starts breaching it and mixing with the battery chemistry if not promptly treated.

Parenting @lemmy.world cm0002 @lemmy.world 5 days ago

IYKYK

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the lemmy.world "illegal picture scanner" ... would reject my upload if it had any words relating to kids, apparently, up to and including "parenthood"

ROFL
- I'm a priest
  
  Well there's certainly no text filter
  
  Eh?
Also @lwadmin@lemmy.world I think the "illegal" picture scanner is a little TOO aggressive, it rejected the same version of this meme with just the words "parenthood" or "children" or "kids" with "External validation failed"
- Idk why you censored par——ood you can curse on the internet
  
  Ok what the fuck
Don't show this to Lemmy.world users
Wow fuck censorship. Lemmy.world should be ashamed of doing this.
- Lemmy.World got inundated with CSAM in its early days
  
  explain how "Luigi" is CSAM.
  
  also, "parenthood".
What the fuck is par-ood
- Hey check out this guy who doesn’t know what par—-ood is!
- Parenthood, idk what's up with the lemmy.world "illegal picture scanner", but it would reject my upload if it has any words relating to kids apparently up to and including "parenthood"
  
  I reversed my downvote after reading this. I thought you'd just censored parenthood for no reason. That's fucked up
- Stop swearing!
- It’s a pair of oud.
My 11 year old ate a button battery. She threw it up in the X-ray room. We're still paying the emergency room bill.
- ...11?
  
  Haha yes. She was playing with it mindlessly while on the computer. She's always putting stuff in her mouth, like jewelry and coins. And we've always taken that stuff away and told her she's going to swallow it. She may have learned her lesson this time.
- This is why they are mostly sold with a bitterant outer coating. It should be pretty gross to just hold a recently purchased coil cell battery in your mouth these days.
These fuckers are impossible to open now. Must be some sort of EU regulation. They have this tiny plastic container that feels like it could withstand the apocalypse. Also apparently they have like a bad taste flavouring applied, which of course prevents them from working at all in certain devices. Had to scrub it off with rubbing alcohol just to get it to function. Not a difficult fix but "debugging" the issue took time. No amount of toddlers are worth dealing with this shit.

/s but also just let me buy the normal batteries too without all this added shit
My kids: Batteries? Nah, but those plants and pen caps are awfully tasty!
I feel like an abortion would have been quicker
yummy batteries

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