The wine cave liberals go on cruise

Imagine going on a cruise to escape politics but the only reason anyone is on the cruise is to also escape politics so you're surrounded by a bunch of Jeff Tiedrich mega fans for 4 years with no escape

Imagine going on such a cruise with your ML reading group and scaring the fuck out of the liberal passengers who are unable to escape you.
Oh so this is just an adaptation of Jean-Paul Sartre's No Exit

"I'm escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by Trump! The Sea!"

I heap a lot of contempt on people who completely miss the point of Starship Troopers, but that's nothing compared to the people whose take away from WALL-E is to dream of boarding The Axiom...

Fuck, this needs to be a tagline
Honestly, I support them all boarding some Axiom or other spaceship/pleasure cruiser. ~~Puts them all in the right place for a nice ICBM or a dozen~~

Struggling to find the words here

So cruises, a microcosm of environmental destruction and consumerist excess, are offering an opportunity to escape the results of continued consumerism and environmental destruction

Hmm

They're probably emboldened by the fact that they contributed to the climate change that's melting all the icebergs.
Though wise Poseidon has other methods of swallowing the rich who completely lack hubris.
- God willing.
Succinct.
Or touche as Stan Kelly would say of yer analysis...

Imagine going on this and coming back to find out that like Israel's been nuked and egypt has reformed itself into the neo-ayyubid sultanate somehow in the time you were gone

Let alone a 4-year cruise. Like, I have a feeling that the conditions on board may enthropy, due to capitalist mismanagement, to the point the cruise stay seems more like a nightmare... then again, no one's stopped falling for buying Tesla cars
- It'll wind up as that flying party from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, where it terrorizes the outside world by occasionally stopping for wine and cheese raids
- enthropy
  atrophy?
- The people on the cruise will mostly deserve it, so I have no issues... all aboard!
  woot woot

party loses election

console yourself with 4 year long cruise

miss election

party loses election

console yourself with 4 year long cruise

miss election…

It's a self-sustaining business model for the cruise company, I'll give them that.

You could save multiple people's lives in Gaza with that kind of money

Sadly, we all know the U.SS entity has goals contrare to that...

I hear the Red Sea is great this time of year.

Completely unrelated, Ansarallah take my energy

Get them near the orcas so they can learn how to sink ships as well

Aren't those cruise ships burning through like a million cars worth of gas ever day?

Prolly...

Triangle of Sadness sequel sounding lit

$160k :o Being stuck on a boat with a bunch of rich Liberals for 4 years sounds like torture.

Which is the best thing you can do to a bunch of liberals
- I have no wish to torture anybody but also if they decide on their own accord ¯(ツ)_/¯

In a world..
Where a new bird flu has ravaged humanity, the last vestige of civilized humanity is a bunch of brunch liberals who took a cruise at an extraordinarily lucky time. How long till their cruise ship politics turns fascist?

The good thing, though, is if disaster strikes the ship and the wine cave libs end up in a Gilligan's Island situation, they'll be dead in a couple weeks because none of them have any skills besides being professional managers. They're just gonna delegate foraging food to other people and establishing a pecking order (with surviving crew at the bottom, obviously) until they just get thrown into the ocean.