Blessica
Blessica
26 comments
-
-
Omfg if i met someone named Blessica Blimpson i’m not sure i could contain my laughter.
-
Tragedeigh. Blessica would be made fun of regardless of the last name. Name her Jessica and use Blessica as a cutesy moniker if you have to, but those idiotic names are just a recipe for disaster and should be considered child abuse.
-
Blessica is a real name used in the Phillipines. Expand your cultural horizons a little bit, dude.
-
For a second, I was grateful for the interesting, useful information in the first sentence. Your second sentence is unnecessarily condescending and obnoxious, though.
-
Yeah and Ernest is a name in North America but that doesn’t mean it’s not a stupid fucking name.
-
Neveah is a real name used in the US. And it's dumb as hell.
-
🤡
-
-
-
My last name is Schmimpson and my daughter Schmessica has never complained.
-
Oh honey, the last name isn't the (main) problem...
-
This is why you have conversations about the weird shit you want to do before you get married.
-
Blimpson isn’t actually anyone's name though, right?
-
I actually knew a Blumpkin in college. Dude was chill as fuck but that name was hilarious.
-
-
Blessed 🙏 /s
-
Make her middle name Allison or Aimie or Anna.
That way she can either go by her middle name, or her acronym:
Bab(s).
... Until she either rewrites 'Boy Named Sue' or legally changes her name.
-
-
Just divorce her.
26 comments
Blessica Blimpson sounds like a name that someone just made up, but they are just really bad at it.
Real Jake Jortles energy
I think Jarnathan would really appreciate this story.
Sounds like a name from a parody planet Blearth.
Reminds me of Improvised Star Trek.