Femcel Memes @lemmy.blahaj.zone socialpankakemix @lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 wk. ago

mmmm warm fluids

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If the oil tasted like pizza, I'd drink the oil.
- I'd seek it out
  
  give
- I'm on the keto diet, sometimes I do just drink oil.
  
  Is this true? It sounds pretty unpleasant to do
We need to talk about what you think the word "Equivalent" means.
I fail to see how the oil being warm comes into it, to be honest.
- They never specified what type of oil. Drink some cold coconut oil and get back to me /s
  
  I fail to see how eating cold solid coconut oil would be significantly harder than drinking warm liquid coconut oil.
- Um cause pizza is warm, obviously. We're going for maximum parity here.
- we can wait till it cools down if you like?
I'm sure there are many foods for which eating select raw ingredients on their own would be unappealing.
- I like cake. I would not eat a cup of flour and a couple of raw eggs.
You can't just eat oil. I mean, you can, but... it goes poorly.

All I can think of is that gym bro doing shots of olive oil. It's an ancient greentext story, where he figured it's fine on food and in food, so the free calories are easy gains. Right? This went great until poop exited his body unimpeded. It would be misleading and incomplete to say that he shit his pants. It's more that a whole turd let itself out and made its way straight down one pant leg. Like it had important places to be, and didn't want to be any bother.
- There are different kinds of oils. Some will make you nauseous etc..
Actually this is wrong. Oils (such as olive) typically contain 40 calories per tspn, comprised mainly of fats. Semen typically contains only 5-25 calories per tspn, and has a much more diverse macro and micronutrient profile
- So what you are saying is that I only need to drink 800ml of semen to have enough calories for the day?
  
  "only"
  
  that's a lot of milking to do...not sure you'll have time for anything else
DougDoug: joke's on you, I'm into that shit.
- Still cannot believe he survives off of olive oil and multivitamins
  
  Tablespoon of olive oil straight up is an actual complete breakfast around various parts of the Mediterranean.
- Woah, DougDoug mentioned!?
  
  RIGGED!
  
  I heard he's bad at 2d platformers.
The pizza is way worse, because it's about half saturated fat. The most common cooking oils (canola, soybean, olive) are mostly unsaturated fat.
- Yeah but like the net benefit is I don't want to give up my spot on this suffocating existence for a few minutes.
- how does it compare to crude?
:3c
Well looky looky, guess who just ate "6 spoons of warm oil"? Honestly it was probably more because it was a pizza hut pan pizza.
That pfp makes it
People pour ~~coffee creamer~~ vegetable oil into their coffee
now I want to swallow three spoons of warm oil 🤤
Can I have both the oil and the pizza?

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