And under absolutely no circumstances should you put these on.
That's honestly a helluva chastity device. Ain't no one tryna fuck with them on
You underestimate the kinks of people
Unless you're into that sort of thing...
The embedded tooth really does it for me
Fun fact in the original Lovecraft mythos the Necronomicons were normal ass books that just happened to hold eldritch and arcane knowledge. Im sure anyone who has had the misfortune of opening up a copy of Wealth of nations or Capital knows the feeling.
I often judge a book by it's cover, because the back cover usually tells me what the book is about.
....... NECKTIE!.....
There! I said your damned words alright!
It's sad how many people here don't know what the meme is from.
Nickel?
Klaatu Barada Nikto
Klaatu barada n- hrmrrhmr
I may not have said every single syllable!
"What's that the face of?"
"The previous reader."
Hail to the king, baby.
Ash Williams > Duke Nukem
We need that buddy cop movie
Wait I've got an idea. Let's make Chat GPT read it.
What harm ever came from reading a book?
Evie became a rich adventurer badass married to Brendan Frasier, so it worked out alright for her.
Brendan Fraser. Wow, what a roller coaster. I’m glad he’s doing well again. I like him.
I have a necronomicon, but it has very basic binding, and I haven’t read it.
It was a housewarming gift that made me go “the fuck mate, you want me to die and leave the house to you or what?” Which was apparently the exact right response.
Naw, man, that's just the cookbook that tells you how long to leave the one big crumb in the bottom of your air fryer.
The exception that proves the rule?
The plot of Evil Dead Rise wouldn’t have happened either if they followed this simple rule
Just like Evil Dead, it's those damn Devil made phonographs causing all this ruckus!
I haven’t seen the originals, graphics are too low res
/s
I haven’t gotten around to watching them yet
Nobody: Hermaeus Mora trying to reach you:
I wanna read it.
You can't tell me wh........... YAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! ......MUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck Lovecraft.
Anyways, I started reading The Light Fantastic and I spotted a parody called “Necrotelicomnicon” which is described of pages made of lizard skin.
That's from the Evil Dead movies (and TV series). It was inspired by Lovecraft, in that the book is called the Necronomicon, but that's about as far as it goes.
Depends, if this is a personal curse or like a curse on humanity as a whole.
Because of its humanity as a whole I might just open it anyways ya know just to keep things interesting. Gotta be better than what the rich fucks are doing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Well did you see how it sucked on his hand though
Soul Sacrifice was a fun game.
