please do it

Remember when Bernie went on Rogan and the libs were up and down about see see that proves Bernie is a fascist!

Meanwhile they can't stop talking about Dick fucking Cheney.
That whole January before Covid was the death of any left leaning electoral path. The squad and Liz Warren just fucked the Bernie runaway candidate moment. Guy could’ve ran away with primary before South Carolina if they didn’t become the weirdest people overnight.
- I kinda love that it ruined Chris Matthews' career though, making him look absurd by calling Bernie's winning streak a "NAZI INVASION"...smdh
  https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/feb/23/msnbc-chris-matthews-sanders-nevada-win-nazi-invasion
And, and, remember when libs were trustworthy? Yeah, me neither 😛
Oh yea.

this is your brain on statistics

the internals must be horrific
- The only people with a conscience left saying they'll vote for her in my experience are people who are particularly desperate about women's healthcare and who are sucking it up. I imagine that's why she's so desperate for male voters.

The most hilarious thing would be her sitting in an interview long enough for Rogan to actually pin down one of her policy positions.

pin down one of her policy positions
"So - you were against weed? And now you're pro weed?"
"That is not an accurate explanation of my policy positions on this complex topic."
"Okay. Can ya tell us in detail what our position is right now? And then we'll talk about what it used to be."
"The polling of my campaign is the issue that affects every other issue. Therefore this being that case that I endeavor to answer questions fulsomely. Yesterday I announced that, as president, I’ll establish a weed forgiveness program with an emphasis on the black community who are part of certain podcast audiences who start a business that operates for three years in disadvantaged communities..."
- The polling of my campaign is the issue that affects every other issue.
  Lol, this is spot on
- I'm not saying that there's an AI Kamalabot out there, but if there was, you nailed its output spectacularly

Harris could join Joe Rogan podcast in hunt for male votes, sources say

Harris could join Joe Rogan ~~podcast~~ in hunt for male ~~vote~~s, sources say

Forcefem Joe Rogan?

Watch her smoke a joint, get absolutely wasted and start talking shit about biden

I... I... Might have to vote for her if that happened.
I mean not really but almost
- Actual Dem voters have been begging her to put any daylight between herself and Biden since she replaced him in the race and her best effort was "I'd have a Republican in my cabinet."
her dad would be so angry he would burst into flames

have you ever sent someone to prison for cannabis possession ... on DMT?

If she did that I might actually check out an episode of Joe Rogan

yeah my first thought was "omg Hexbear watch party?!?!"
this would be so fucking funny

I hope we get one of the rare lucid moments from Rogan in this episode, like when he randomly called out Jordan Peterson on some faulty incel logic.

It's like that theory with a cat in a box. I cannot for the life of me remember that cat's name.

It's like that theory with a cat in a box. I cannot for the life of me remember that cat's name.
Oppenheimer. They made a movie about it.
It's like that theory with a cat in a box. I cannot for the life of me remember that cat's name.
The Predator. They made a movie about outdoor cats.
Schrödinger
It's like that theory with a cat in a box. I cannot for the life of me remember that cat's name.
I have heard every fucked up zero-understanding retelling of Schrodinger's paradox under the sun and this is a new one even to me lmfao
here is a helpful comic https://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=2524
- this is a new one even to me>
  I aim to impress. Thanks for the link. :)
Not really watched Rogan, but if he were to absolutely dunk on her I might gain some miniscule respect for him lol

If she live streamed the entire 12-hours of her first ayahuasca trip, she might earn my vote. Meme potential is my single issue.

Crypto and now this? Hillary mocked the alt-right but Kamala seems to be trying to win them over lmao

Rogan is an idiot, but did you know that his podcast is the most popular one in the world? It has 16 million subscribers, I think just on Spotify. "Alt right" is too reductive; this would be an excellent move for Harris.

Have you ever supported a genocide... on DMT?

hunt for male voters

Well, that's one way to tilt the odds in your favor, but will it pass muster with the FEC?

Edit: I misread the headline but w/e I'll let it ride.

I figured the EverQuest livestream would have sealed the deal, but I suppose I'm not hip to what the young 18 year old males are jiving and swing dancing to these days.

Death to America

"I love Rogan cause he interviews everyone."

The everyone in question:

This would be perfect for her because he's a credulous moron.

His brain is a perfect sieve, everything passes through it without resistance