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The aspiring head of the "Department Of Government Efficiency" (yes, dae le epic doge reference) is kept afloat by double-digit billions in government subsidies, yearly.
  • "13 billion is too much for a navy aircraft carrier. Instead we should spend that money on a new navy, maybe even an aircraft carrier." -The smartest human alive

  • Great vehicle.
  • Cars get hot and break in the summer all of the time, but just WAIT until these things see their first winter. Salt, potholes, snow, ice, and cold.

  • oh no, not my unrealized capital gains!
  • That's been a conservative talking point for years. That if it weren't for [insert generic bad person here] you'd have a million dollars and a boat and 6 houses.

    I'm amazed how many people still fall into it.

  • Black Myth: Wukong is already one of the fastest-selling games of all time, moving almost as many units in one week as Elden Ring and Cyberpunk did in their first months
  • As far as I know there's no added features since the musk takeover. Paying for a blue check doesn't count as a feature.

  • "I'm JD Vance, I'm running for vice president." Donut shop worker: "Ok."
  • "I'm JD Vance! I Jork DePeanus!" "OK" True story

  • Is it me or was the "Barbiecore" meme just part of the marketing?
  • When Vance was the pick, I swear i saw a whole bunch of inorganic "between this and the VP pick, this week is going great!". Like, a TON of them across all social media platforms and they all gave off the same vibe.

    Bit of a ramble, but I guess my point is yeah, if something feels weird and is in support of a product, there's probably marketing influence at play.

  • Starbucks CEO working from home and sometimes flying jet to work
  • I refuse to accept that CEOs do any "work". For him, riding the jet is work.

  • Tiktok sucks
  • I was telling someone earlier that tumblr is the only social media I can use for mindless fun. Stuff on tumblr at least feels somewhat organic and weird. There will be a post like, "we need fuckable cities" and it'll have like 60k notes. Meanwhile the TikTok/insta/Facebook crap is like shitty square video aspect ratio with a vertically shot iPhone video in it stolen by the account and not credited and the caption is "she was NOT expecting what happened 😁🤣😂😂😂😱😱 watch till the end!!"

  • What's your go-to response to chud "baiting" on the internet, when you see it?
  • Straight up just tell them they're an uncomfortable person and offputting and disengage go the extent possible. Most people acting like that on the internet are seeking approval or validation from others and think those views and opinions are the way to get them. If they don't get the response they want, they'll change how they behave until they do.

  • Stephen King's "I LOVE GENOCIDE" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by his shirt
  • That Obama hope design is 17 years old!!! Kind of poetic that the dems can't come up with a better thing to reference.

  • NICE TRY YOSHI
  • They forgot the secret and most important fourth tool:

    spoiler

    us-foreign-policy

  • Two Wolves Inside Them
  • Listen up liberal, I love two things. Outlaw country and the law.