Do you have what it takes to become a geologist?

Reminded me of the high geologist post

The untold story: 1.) the grade was curved due to everyone's low numbers

2.) no one wanted to get near the rocks to identify them because there was one weird mofo walking on all fours around the displays, randomly snarling and licking each one

Homeslice identified a few more than everybody else and his grade shot to the moon.

In order for licking the rocks to help on the test, he must have already tasted them before.

Plot twist: Wasn't a Geology major, there was no test.

As someone who does LSD whenever she can (Which is... sadly not as often as you'd think)

This doesn't surprise me

I knew someone who went to his german language classes on LSD and I couldn't think of a worse clsss to do that in.

Are you telling me they put them in front of actual rocks and let them lick them in finals?

A skilled geologist recognizes the rocks they can safely lick. Licking every rock is just stupid. Imagine licking asbest.

I couldn’t do it, I’d be worried everyone could tell I was high. Tbf tho, no one called him out for licking rocks… sooooo idk. I’d just hate to be remembered as the rock licking guy

Typical Geology major.

Ha, unearthed.

I took the SATs my second time the night after taking LSD and was still seeing decent trails. I did better than when I took it the first time and got very close to a perfect verbal score iirc.

Definitely read this as his test was about lsd, was mighty confused until i scrolled back up and read it 3 more times

You think you've got the stones to become a geologist?

“That’s how I got the nickname ‘the Doc Ellis of geology’”

Red dwarf learning drugs are real!

The hoody part adds validity to this story IMO

ITT: people who have clearly never done acid pretending they’ve done acid.

Doc Ellis threw a no hitter on LSD in 1970.

https://youtu.be/JuAJ9aHlfM0