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Kairos @lemmy.today

8mo ago

Gender

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( Crowdsourced )
( Snap Store )
( Emulated )
- ( Snap Store )
  Found the Ubuntu user
  
  I'm actually on Manjaro, but ( AUR ) probably wouldn't have been as easy to recognize, and ( Flatpak Repository ) or ( AppImage Install ) seemed like a lot.
- (cloned from git site)
  
  Gender my_gender = Gender.random();
- ( Emulated )
  N̸i̷n̷t̶e̷n̷d̴o̷ ̵w̴a̸n̶t̵s̵ ̶t̴o̷ ̴k̵n̸o̴w̸ ̶y̸o̸u̷r̵ ̴l̶o̸c̷a̴t̷i̴o̸n̷
- some wget random.gender.com | sudo sh for me

Found it on a random disc. Always pick up the USBs at the parks, kids.
- And raw dog them.
  
  usb smut

Uninstalled (it was bloat).

Wrote my own, but I copied most of the code from others.
- Like any good programmer
- Best approach.

System Update
I was assigned one, but decided that it was wrong. Now I'm arguably the same one, but I feel like a massive improvement.
- Well, at least you can always roll back, or pick a different distro
  
  Who has the money for that?! :-P
  That said, I get to decide what my own fucking gender means - not anyone else.
  Link

I realized the concept was making me hold myself back. Want to know my pronouns? That's a you problem. There's only one third person pronoun I'll accept when I'm standing right there, and it's "my client"
- That's a "lawful evil" move if I've ever seen one. I like it.

There comes a point when your hardware is too old to receive new OS updates and all this new stuff coming out just isn’t compatible.
- We need more backwards compatible genders

Dynamically assigned at boot
- Do you go to sleep at the end of the day or do you do a full shutdown?
  
  Full shutdown

malware
- This but unironically. Society would be SO much better if we just did the whole "gender doesn't matter" thing that started in the 90s instead of the "be whatever gender you feel like" thing from the late 10s.

Copied it early on from that one guy who stuck his penis in my mom.
- You're gonna need to be more specific.
  
  Their other mom.
- Howdy uncle brother!

Still using the demo disc

Found mine on a USB drive in the parking lot at Aldi
- so malware
- dammit, you stole my joke. only you said it first and made it better.

If you go far enough back, "Data corruption"
- If you go far enough back, the data turns quantum - as in having multiple simultaneous solutions to the waveform equation as to presence & location in time. And roughly every 20-30 years, it keeps splitting up again! :-P

Pirated it (did DIY HRT)
- You wouldn't download your gender! 😂
- How does one learn this power
  
  download HRT (the one trick governments don't want you to know)
  
  Here is what I take:
  12.5mg of cypro (at lunch)
  2mg e tablets (sublingual) (one in the morning, one in the evening)
  I recommend you to order from mindnbody (the 2mg estradiol tablets and the 50mg cypro tablets (quarter the cypro tablets))
  unless you want to do monotherapy with injectables, then order from felicitas
  also see a professional as soon as you can (if there are availiable ones where you live) and tell them that you've been taking diy hormones (or are planning to), that way they're more likely to give you your stuff faster
  diy hrt maybe actually the cheapest option for you still (talk about this with the professional)
  here are some sources:
  https://hrtcafe.net/
  https://transfemscience.org/
  https://transfemscience.org/misc/injectable-e2-simulator-advanced/
  
  Well you have to look to a source to buy Estrogen and blockers grey-market, can be hard since it's... well it's a grey area. There's more to it than that but that's the hard part.

It is what it is.

i plugged in a USB I found on the ground, and the rest is history.

Gender reveal party.
- Have a friend who came out as nonbinary. No word of a lie, they threw a gender repeal party.
  
  So they have a null pointer gender or something?
  
  Was it a good party?
- I think we have enough forest fires, thank you very much
  
  This is exactly what I was going to ask: "Did they burn down the state of California as a result?". But instead, take my upvote!:-)

Wrote my own but it fucking sucks so I usually just use the factory default.

Mine is FOSS.
- FOSG

came preinstalled on hand-me-down drive

makes sense since gender is "software"

I've seen a ton of "men are like" memes today and I didn't identify with any of them. Am I not a man? 🤔
- You're on yiffit, so the odds are very much against it.
  
  NVM I'm dumb and read that way wrong lol
- sir that's a dog
- well i mean, technically not as this is actually a post on a service known as lemmy. So from that framework you would just be a string of identifiable text.
  nice root instance btw.

Packaged it just for fun, then forgot to disable

Woven core rope memory for me

I've been each of these at some point.

idk i just have it, it showed up with me. I just have it now.
- that's probably the factory default then? or found on a random disk
  
  idk dude i'm just here now, i didn't sign up for this shit, i'm like a self replicating worm.

Started as Factory Default, then Work Issued, and now I'm pretty sure it's Corrupted Data.

No gender, Only Dragon
\ 🖤🤍🐉🤍🖤

Work/Government Issued

i don't have one.
- Imstall Gendertoo.
  
  nah i don't need malware

Factory default, jailbroken with various extensions and mods.

What is this bullshit?
- It's a meme about gender identity using techy terms in different ways to describe how a person realized they were trans (or I guess that they aren't trans). Basically it's humor, it's also a shitpost.
- Found the MAGA voter.. Btw, your mates won't see this post online.. So not sure why you're trying to impress them still? You can act normal :)
  
  Lol. Your ignorance is unbecoming.
- 404, sense of humor not found?
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metaphor

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