Looks like what an ai thinks a trenchcoat with pockets is.
4 0 ReplyTBH this could be a sick outfit for more of a casual look, maybe open front on a techno viking- the NuApocalypse aesthetic.
9 0 ReplyYou can dere-lickt my balls
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Think about what?
4 0 ReplyI think it's "don't think about getting around plane carry on limits with this"
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96 1 ReplyWhat is this and where do I get one?
3 1 Replyfind a crab and experiment until lasers come out of its eyes
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How did we get this many comments without a single Rob Liefeld reference?
1 1 ReplyWho?
2 0 ReplyROB LIEFELD
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There's a pink version of this robe where all the pockets are fake.
106 0 ReplyReal fake pockets
1 0 ReplyIt costs 20% more
47 0 ReplyAnd 20% thinner fabric, so you're really getting screwed.
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This is how I imagine I looked when I was playing that old text based computer game “Drug Wars”.
TFW you save enough to buy the new trenchcoat.
34 0 ReplyI played a online version for a few years. I often wondered how you could be holding so much money on you.
7 0 ReplyWonder no more 😂
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Oh holy shit you played that too?
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The player in an rpg
83 0 ReplyOne day someone is gonna invent a bag of holding and airlines are still gonna try to figure out a way to charge for it.
35 0 ReplyOh easy! Just do like they did water and outlaw bags of holding "for safety"
17 0 ReplyThey might create an inspection fee and charge depending on the amount of items stored/Inspected.
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Where's my cell phone
9 0 ReplyWhich one?
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Think about it!
Do it!!!
Fuck these greedy bastards.
33 1 ReplyTbh I legit always wear cargo shorts/trousers for flights. Benefit is twofold, first you can carry quite a lot of shit this way, secondly the lower pockets are way more accessible sitting down on an aircraft.
6 0 Replyngl I read that as "fights" at first, and I was intrigued!
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Except the people waiting behind you while you empty it will be just as inconvenienced and won't even be paid..
9 2 ReplyI haven't been to an airport with in years where only one person at a time can unload their stuff into the x-ray machine, usually they have spots for five or six persons.
This is not an issue:
3 1 ReplyIs this jacket or a shirt/dress? If it’s a jacket, You can take it off and put it through x-rays. If it’s a shirt/dress, I’m not sure of the consequences of walking through security naked or in your underwear…
10 0 ReplyWouldn’t you just put it through the xray and then the TSA will pull you aside if needed?
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A guy I knew flew Ryanair to go climbing. He wore his rope as a belt.
25 0 ReplyHe only climbed short rocks
13 0 ReplyDidn’t security find this super suspicious?
3 1 ReplyWhy? Why would they even notice? It's not like the rope is made of metal.
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Poor Jimmy. He never realized looking like a DEA trainee's plant was the reason he never sold his blow.
4 0 ReplyI thought these were only sold privately to pickpocket academy
6 0 ReplyI bet she still tells everyone that the dress has pockets.
7 0 ReplyJokes on you, they're all fake
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Rob Liefeld is designing clothing now?
11 0 ReplyWhat's your EDC?
6 0 ReplyNo I want to do it just out of spite
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