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  • No lynx native to my area. But a bobcat is always an option. Some legends tell of cougars. I can always hope.

  • Ryanair
  • The guy who just made a billion dollars with the metal clawed Canadian dude.

  • Bitey
  • We had four cats die within a year. All orange boys.

    Then one day I get a call from a place I'm doing Trap Neuter Release. Some mom just dropped three kids on a porch. I go grab the kids and set a trap for mom. I get the kids home. Three orange girls, two are bobtails. I've been on the hunt for an orange girl for years. Jackpot.

    Really hoping we get mom because these are bottle babies. Get mom. Orange girl with even less tail.

    I know I'm probably keeping mom no matter how feral she is. Definitely one of the kids too.

    Time to make the decision. Which kid to keep. Wife vetoes me. We are keeping them all. Plus two more orange girls that will show up over the year. I have six orange girls. Probably more than anyone on the east coast. So much foster fail. So few braincells.

    Eventually tame mom after 12 months and multiple attempts on my life. So many orange girls.

  • The legality of owning a flamethrower by state
  • In my state I can both own a flame thrower and kangaroos. I have no plans at this time.

  • Bitey
  • I foster extra spicy kittens and tame them so they can be adopted. Each time one bites me I think about how I have almost no insurance and this could be the one that unalives me. Those puncture bites are amazing. This little predator weighing less than 1% what I do can do me in with just their teeth.

    My pet geese are so much safer.

  • Ryanair
  • The co creator of Deadpool, the guy that can't draw feet, the guy that obsessively draws pouches.

  • Ryanair
  • How did we get this many comments without a single Rob Liefeld reference?

  • 'Omg': Critics stunned as Trump caught 'endorsing The Purge' as a real policy at his rally
  • For a bit and then a rapid drop. The point is that crime rates have been crashing since the 90s and these people keep telling us that crime is up. They either don't know that or they are lying to us to knowingly manipulate people and not enough of them get called out on it.

  • Man-in-the-Middle PCB Unlocks HP Ink Cartridges
  • I did IT for decades. I absolutely refuse to own a printer. I would rather drive to the library or UPS store on the rare occasion I need to print something than to have one of these gremlin habitats in my house.

  • I finally ascended
  • My issue with them is getting attacked from off screen. I retreat and they never come around to be in range.

  • I finally ascended
  • I like how weapons don't degrade over time and monks don't kick weapons out of your hands.

  • I finally ascended
  • Find a door with water on your side. Lure it to you. Plant a fire or poison seed in the door. Toss an earthroot seed into the water. Stand in it. Beat up Goo while it's being poisoned or on fire.

  • I finally ascended

    This run was nothing special. Nothing bad happened. Nothing good happened earlier than expected. It was just an easy run.

    I don't really play to maximize wins. I just do it to fill time.

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    3D printed 'suicide pod' used by a human for the first time
  • Oh, that's nice. Well done.

  • 3D printed 'suicide pod' used by a human for the first time
  • It being 3D printed is the least relevant part of this. But it has to be in the headline to get clicks. But it apparently also has to be the lead? "Molecule based "suicide pod'...", "Carbon neutral 'suicide pod'...", "Self actualized 'suicide pod'...", "Corporate sponsored 'suicide pod'..."

    There aren't many things you could put in front of the real story here that change the story without creating an even bigger story. And 3D printed is definitely not one of them.

  • The Signal
  • I spent 20 years in call centers. I felt so much of this movie.

  • The Signal
  • There's no shortage of batteries to power them.

  • Hot (dog) Pursuit [beetlemoses]
  • Gotta kill the dog.

  • South Carolina executes first man in 13 years despite new evidence of innocence
  • America is populated by people that failed statistics and embraced fundamental attribution error. Each person thinks they aren't like everyone else and even if they have the same beliefs they are extra special for having a different reason for those beliefs. The result is everyone else is an idiot and gets what they deserve.

  • 2024 Constitutional Amendment Question - SC Votes
    scvotes.gov 2024 Constitutional Amendment Question - SC Votes - South Carolina Election Commission

    The following constitutional amendment question will appear on all ballots in the November 5, 2024 General Election. Please read over the question so you

    Changing "Every" to "Only" on who can vote.

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    South Carolina cops target out-of-state drivers for highway robbery
    reason.com South Carolina cops target out-of-state drivers for highway robbery

    When the clock is ticking during Operation Rolling Thunder, the police policy is simple: If you see something, seize something.

    South Carolina cops target out-of-state drivers for highway robbery
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    Cell phones to be banned in SC schools by 2025
    www.foxcarolina.com Cell phones to be banned in SC schools by 2025

    In order for school districts to receive state funding, they will need to implement the policy adopted by the State Board of Education.

    Cell phones to be banned in SC schools by 2025

    And by "to be banned" they mean "we haven't even started a bill yet so we aren't even close to an actual law."

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    Threat Under the Floor: Unmarked abandoned wells pose deadly danger in SC
    www.foxcarolina.com Threat Under the Floor: Unmarked abandoned wells pose deadly danger in SC

    You could be living on top of a danger in South Carolina and not even realize it - something some Upstate families have learned the hard way.

    Threat Under the Floor: Unmarked abandoned wells pose deadly danger in SC

    ”Is there a secret threat under your house? News at 11.”

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    South Carolina’s DHEC to split into two agencies
    www.foxcarolina.com South Carolina’s DHEC to split into two agencies

    Officials said the split gives leaders an opportunity to evaluate where they can improve, including more outreach and engagement efforts.

    South Carolina’s DHEC to split into two agencies
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    Voters kick all the Republican women out of South Carolina Senate | AP News
    apnews.com Voters kick all the Republican women out of the South Carolina Senate

    The only three Republican women in the South Carolina Senate took on their party and stopped a total abortion ban from passing in their state last year.

    Voters kick all the Republican women out of the South Carolina Senate
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    South Carolina Legislature quietly kills 'CRT' ban | Palmetto Politics | postandcourier.com
    www.postandcourier.com Bill banning 'prohibited concepts' in SC public schools fails. Rare loss for conservatives

    South Carolina conservatives have won numerous education policy victories. But one of their biggest priorities failed to pass on the final day of the 2024 session.

    Bill banning 'prohibited concepts' in SC public schools fails. Rare loss for conservatives

    What an unfortunate thing to happen on free dozen eggs night.

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    REMINDER: Upstate SC to receive new area code for phone calls in August
    www.foxcarolina.com REMINDER: Upstate SC to receive new area code for phone calls in August

    After a several-month grace period, the South Carolina Public Service Commission is rolling out final details about a new phone area code for SC Upstate.

    REMINDER: Upstate SC to receive new area code for phone calls in August
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    New community, a dedicated space for Heathcliff edits and Heathcliff originals.

    Heathcliff

    If you aren't familiar with this project here are the basics:

    I remove Heathcliff from each day's Heathcliff comic. In most cases this preserves their absurdist, dada, anti-joke vibe because his presence is frequently irrelevant to the joke even though he is the titular character.

    Every day except Sunday. On those days I add him to something he wasn't in.

    This isn't Garfield Minus Garfield. Those edits become introspective instead of more or the same level of surreal. Those were done selectively versus this project being daily. The edits I do are to show that Heathcliff is often irrelevant to the joke/anti-joke absurdism that is modern Heathcliff. I will also be posting edits by others on the Heathcliff editor community that aren't on Lemmy.

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    Sunday edition

    Labyrinth but with Heathcliff as Toby.

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