Your stupid decal finally makes sense!
Your stupid decal finally makes sense!
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I grew up on the water. Saw these stickers everywhere. Cool, we all go to the beach all the time, we live on an island.
Then 7 years ago I moved to central PA. I see one of these stickers on cars here all the time. I’ve been making fun of it for years. I think they don’t know the river here is fresh water.
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Do you see people with the Unsalted decals as well? There are a ton of those here in Michigan, with the same font, and I've seen them in surrounding states as well. Maybe the areas on the border should get Brackish stickers lol
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I would almost put a "brackish" sticker in that font on my car. Almost.
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In Minnesota, this is Salt Life.
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Which season is this? Winter, Still Winter, or Road Construction?
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Found the southerner. You don't salt roads during road construction season.
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Could be any except for Mosquito.
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I'm gonna guess at... day after second false spring
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As somebody not from the US of A... What is a "salt life decal" and who would or wouldn't have one?
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I'm from west coast USA and I've also never heard of this.
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went to Myrtle Beach once on Memorial Day weekend
sALt LiFe
They also get to use their pointless bro-dozers! Go on, you can drive through the water across the road!
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I went to Myrtle Beach once. I was super stressed out from my job and I had a deep need to see the ocean and it was the closest spot from where I was in terms of driving where I could see ocean.
What a shithole.
I'm glad I stayed in a tent in the state park and I hate camping.
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I don't get it.
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It's not just Myrtle Beach. Those are in beach shops all over the gulf coast too.
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sporty douchebags
That’s generous. Most of the ones I see are the fat rednecks with goatees. The kind who set a photo of them with a caught fish as their BoomerBook profile pic.
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Ok I’m confused about what the map photo means now. It’s raining inland. Is it raining salt inland?
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Red states goin green!
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I’m rather late to the party, but a lot of posters seem to think Salt Life is geographical. It’s a brand name of clothing by Delta Apparel. They make a lot of other brands like MJ Soffe. That doesn’t mean that the decals aren’t put on cars driven by posers, though.
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Op is retarded...it doesn't rain salt water
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Not with that attitude, it doesn't.
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We've got shirts for this in Salt Lake City. They read "SL,UT"
Simply amazing. Especially so considering the demographics.
Lol I thought this for years! I always thought it was a bold choice for a bumper sticker. I was like "Ya! You do you!" To be honest idk what they mean by salt life. Slut life I could wrap my head around. But salt? Do they harbor ambitions to become deckhands?
That sounds way cooler too.
It has to be intentional
I really thought it was "slut life" for years until I thought, "Surely not this many people right?". So I searched online for slut life sticker and that's when I learned it was salt and not slut.