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Stop, Hammer time!

  • I mean, she’s gotta be board all day!

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    Is it just me or is this a terrible idea?

  • College?? The babies yearn for the mines!!

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    Asking a simple question online

  • No. Clowns are an endangered species. Speed Stick dries them out.

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    I would read a whole comics series about this...

  • Or maybe Gargamel is God and the Smurfs are “fallen angels”. Papa Smurf is the Devil! Gargamel is trying to round up demons

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    That's basically it.

  • I see you volunteered everyone else

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    TIL that Orcas sometimes eat moose

  • How the hell do they even hold the gun to hunt!?!

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    First World Problems

  • Don’t you tell me how to virtue signal

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    Tucker Carlson claims he was mauled by a demon while asleep, leaving claw marks

  • No man! It was a succubus!

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    And that's also why I was late again for work today.

  • I mean, what are the SCP recommendations??

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    Brazilian Wandering Spider

  • Hey! Necrophiliacs need love, too!

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    Schrödinger's Code

  • My God! It’s full of heisenbugs!

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    TIL that the tumbleweeds commonly found in the American West are Russian thistle. They are an invasive species from Asia that adapted well to the dry, open landscapes of the western U.S.

  • “They’re eating the dogs! They’re eating the cats! They’re eating the tumbleweeds!”

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    Cognitive Biases

  • That’s just, like, your opinion, man.

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    Implicit bias rule

  • Europeans drink mouthwash?!!

    TIL…

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    It's been 30 years and I still can't get over the fact that the French word for "potatoes" is "ground apples." Have The French never had an apple?

  • And french fries are Pommes Frites. Fried apples

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    There's a new virus making people forget 80s rock bands

  • There is always something there to remind me

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    Based and Chin-pilled

  • With the right plastic surgeon you could have more fingers…

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    It's the spherical chicken of legend! Somebody get the frictionless vacuum!

  • Chicken pot pi

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    Tough Shit

  • TIL my butthole is a PlayDo’h Fun Factory…

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    Former KKK leader David Duke endorses Jill Stein

  • You do know that you need the other party’s voters to jump ship to win the election, right?

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