The contents of this fridge are disturbing. Dry oatmeal? Goo gone?
48 0 ReplyMy first thought, too. I was wondering if I have been storing my Goo Gone wrong.
9 0 ReplyI always thought it tasted better chilled.
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I want some of that extra creamy redd wi
4 0 Replyyou cook the oatmeal in milk and water, then use goo gone to dry it out again. rinse and repeat
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add 1 rice grain to see what happens
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Why is goo gone in the fridge?
14 0 ReplyI'm not sure I want to eat anything in that fridge
5 0 ReplySeems to be working I don’t see any goo in there.
5 0 ReplyTo keep the goo out
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Rice is good when you're hungry and want 2000 of something.
15 1 ReplyYeah I used to like rice. I still do, but I used to, too.
9 0 ReplyIt's 7/5 with rice.
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I'm confused whats going on down there. My belt prevents my pants from sliding off but my pants have belt loops to revent my belt from sliding off. Who's the real hero here?
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I still need to hear someone who eats other people’s lunch try to defend themselves
7 0 ReplyI'm a poison tester for the king Kurlakobec the Third.
9 0 ReplySounds like your workplace has some abusive power dynamics… You deserve better
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I was hungry
2 0 ReplyYou ate, MY SANDWICH?
4 0 ReplyFair.
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Is that Moo Goo Gone sauce in the back?
6 0 ReplyI'd go out of my way to make that 8 shrimp just for shits and giggles
3 0 ReplyI have a compulsion to grab a marker and change one of those numbers.
4 1 Reply9->8 and take a rice corn
3 0 ReplyNo reason to actually take anything.
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#unexpectedRimworld
3 0 ReplyWell now you have 7 shrimp and 4,635 rice.
You'll never take me alive.
2 0 ReplySomeone works with a vampire. Source.
1 0 ReplyWhy does this meme get reposted so much? I feel like I’ve seen it 4,639 times at this point.
1 0 ReplyHmmm. Is that the East side breakroom?
1 0 ReplyAt least their coworkers know who the vampire is.
1 0 Replyand lots of tasty styrofoam bits for extra seasoning
1 1 ReplyYou store dry oatmeal in the fridge????? Why???????????
1 1 ReplyBecause even though it's technically shelf stable it'll keep longer if refrigerated.
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Rice is great when your not very hungry but you want a thousand of something. ~ Stephen Wright
3 3 ReplyThat’s Mitch Hedberg yo
11 0 ReplyCursory internet search says your right. I sware I read it on one of Stephen's one liner dumps. Doesn't mean that I'm remembering correctly.
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