dunno. Cant think of any.
In a surprise announcement the German airline Air Lingus announced they are merging with Connie Kalitta's freight line Kalitta Air.
The new passenger/ freight line's new name is:
Connie Lingus
The new airline's tag line? "We go out of our way to lick the competition."
Slartibartfast
Arthur Dent!? THE Arthur Dent!?
"Late?"
"Yes, late, as in the late Dentarthurdent."
Mulva
Nice to meet you, I'm George.
...welp, I gave it a shot.
DOLORES!
Richard Head
Now find a good nickname for “Richard”
That's rich.
It's Dick.
I knew a Richard Odar. Pronounced odor
Hugh Mungus
Hugh Jass.
Not my idea tho. I saw that name on the credits of a video game. Never found out if it was a joke or truly the name of some unfortunate soul.
There was a Hugh Jass Burgers in Lexington Kentucky.
I knew somebody who used the more British version in a game - Hugh Jarse
Incontinentia Buttocks.
She has a husband, you know...
Fellatia
Fokje Modder
Which is a perfectly fine Dutch name, but it's pronounced like 'Fuck your mother'
Harry Baals, former Mayor of Fort Wayne, Indiana.
Dickinson
- Mike Ox-Long
- Hugh Jass
- Ben Dover
- Mike Hawk
In high school one of my classmates was named Benjamin Dover.
Also had a classmate named Ma Deek.
- Margaret "Peg" M. Harder
- Joy S. Cummings
- Mona Little
Dick Turner
5 minutes in a popular VRChat public server and you'll get all the names you will ever need
Richard Trickle
Paging Dr. SatansMaggotyCumFart...
Janny Poepjes, she died this year at 88. There are still over 200 people in the Netherlands with a little poop in their surname.
Jenny Talia.
Mike Hunt.
I went to school wit a girl named Carrie Hunt
Harry Balzac
My first email handle was poodlecruncher. It was referring to the harmonics shrieks my guitar made when I lightly touched the fret, and had the amp turned up. Got a few strange looks with that one.
Phil McRevis
Mike Litoris
Vaginia.
Asanti Tea Drinker
I don't have to make anything up. Two people I met in real life:
Pussy Bear
&
Dieter WankDont even have to come up with one. Have a friend named Eric Schin
Janus Hugh
Hugh Jorgens
Hugh G. Rection
Harry Ballsagna (rhymes with lasagna)
Hey.
Al Bendova
Mike Hawk
Antone Kroc Wort
Hint: "Krock" sounds really similar to another word and "Wort" sounds like wart
Hugh Dick
