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SomeAmateur @sh.itjust.works

8mo ago

Nail guns have come a long way

(Bing) TacWalt was the AI's doing, not mine

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Magic floating vertical grip, or maybe he’s just holding it there for style points.
- It's a wireless grip.
- Magnets, how do they work?
  
  I don't wanna talk to a scientist, y'all motherfuckers lyin' and gettin' me pissed.
- Hover handle
- The thing is hold vertically to the surface most of the time, so yeah, style points.

real boys use ryobi
- No tool repairs droids and ships like a Ryobi Wan!
  
  That AT-AT has no head lol
  
  DE5T PORDT TOOL
  Right
- Gotta have that Ryobi Link tactical toilet box
  
  Don’t even have to push, it just power sucks the waste out of you!
  
  Ryobi armed toilet. 🤣

I just want a real life version of the super nail gun from Quake. Imagine how fast I could secure things together or kill Strogg with that sucker.
- Peak nailgun performance
- I can still hear it

If this was a thing people would just start building houses for fun
- Solved the housing crisis right here folks.

Black and Decker version.
- I love how bad this is.
  
  Looks like an American Home Depot employee.
- I see your lame Black and Decker man sticking his barrel in a doorknob and raise you highly trained and OSHA compliant Makita squad watching from a distance
  Also, Makita CQC squad (close quarters construction)
  Have some peaky knots in your 2x4s? Then look no further than the heavy nailgun division:
  
  The Heavy Nailgun division, that launches the barrel for extra accuracy and range

Vertical grip may be a little more useful if he'd actually attach it to his gun. Gotta be hard on his wrist to just hover the gun up there like that.
- Mag lev grip

I wish this thing was real
- I think this is pretty close
  
  That lock and loop doesn't seem to be doing anything. Isn't it supposed to do something besides hold a small "DANGER" tag?

There are some Deep Rock Galactic gun builds (color and framework) that look like this.

Made me think of this: https://www.bugasalt.com/

Assault nail gun

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