Shame they weren't ghosts... somethin' else would've stood up for Bev.

Like all the abandoned event Pokemon that are in the files and never fuckin' released.

I used to hand out event cards for the arceus and gigatons flutes during Diamond and Pearl. Kids loved my store.

*monkey's paw curls* now it costs even more.

That was the one where the chick could switch to white hair and swap between "worlds" just like Silent Hill but slightly different?

Ephinea server's been going strong. It's great. PSO BlueBurst (GameCube, plus episode 4).

Narrator: They didn't.

"Hey google. Play The Pink Room by Angelo Badalamente."

He looks an awful lot like the.... EEEEEEEERADICATORRRRRR

Yeah, not news to me. That's just the breaks, man. Can't all work as grantwriters at an R1 or in a med school.

Shhhhh!! The only people that know are the ones who read the source material

I'mnsad the israelis got him with a carpet bomb, and not the US with the slapchop.

He just lets go of the cart and what happens happens.

40% I sleep

60% real shit, I check.

90%+ they handed in the instructions and that whole page is flagged as absolutely plagiarised.

Pretty easy to determine breakpoints once you've taught the class before.

I have tenure. Tell me about this podcast scheme.

Agreed, but I'd love to be making that as a professor here in NJ...

You have to remember... those headlines aren't for you. They're for the average idiot who isn't even remotely interested in the scientific mumbo jumbo and allbthat highly technical gobbledygook. They want to be spoonfed a statement they can parrot to a co-worker and move on with their day being a terrible consumer of info.

All new straight-to-DVD film, "Air coughing fit"

A wheelchair, some hedge clippers, pocketsful of magazines, and a LEGO man head. He'd be unstoppable.

Plot armor for the diseases...

Much like the series treatment of Miles...