The Onion Front Page: September 10, 2024
The Onion Front Page: September 10, 2024
The Onion used to print physical copies. I loved them so much.
43 0 ReplyThey are actually stating that back up again
69 0 ReplyThat 9/11 headline holy shit forgot about that.
18 0 ReplyNice!
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Each one a winner
35 0 ReplyTrump pronouncing Harris wrong.
10 0 ReplyBut does anyone know what her last name is?
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They’re on fire lately.
25 0 ReplyPleasantly one of the few examples of a buyout actually improving a company.
8 0 ReplyI think it was more that they unionized when Elon started poaching their talent, no?
7 1 Replywho bought them? i hope they invest in the YouTube channel again
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Twilight's Last Gleaming...
chef's kiss
13 0 Replyby Pretending He Shot in Ear Again
It's sad that The Onion has had to let all their proofreaders go.
16 4 ReplyIt’s headline grammar. It’s deliberate
29 4 ReplyThat doesn't sound like headline grammar to me. You wouldn't introduce confusion about who is doing the shooting on purpose, I don't think.
11 0 ReplyDo you have any other examples of it being used this way? "By Pretending Shot In Ear Again" is what I would have expected.
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The ol redundant onion.
8 1 ReplyTDS going strong huh, you know what would actually bite? A picture of every dead child slaughtered using north american weapons.
6 1 ReplyThose children died because you're not posting hard enough
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What a shit piece of paper am i... oh, it's the onion. Wait, this isn't real?
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