This is a crime.

“Where your bathroom?“

Upstairs, you can't miss it.

This shit is on a whole another level

Yeah level 0.5
- Ok this truly made me lol
- I'd think 1.5 but yea

Just a little...

H A L L W A Y

P O O P I N

🎶I can see when you're snoopin
While I take a hallway pooping🎶
High five on the way past.

I prefer the didn't make it theory. "Damnit honey I've shat my pants on that landing 4 times now. I'm putting in a shitter and IDGAF what anyone says."
Well, considering my 80 year old mother pooped her way through a restaurant trying to get to the bathroom in time, this would probably be a very good idea for her if her staircase had a landing.

Open the lid and hold my beer. $5 says that I can get it in the bowl from the top step.

#1 or #2?
- 1 or #2
  You need to escape # at the start of lines, else they'll make the line a header on some clients
  #1 or #2

Probably is actually a "crime" for most building codes. International Residential Code for example states that "a minimum distance of 15" is required from the centerline of a toilet to any bath fixture, wall, or other obstacle"

How can it be the “International” code if it’s using inches?
- Careful, asking questions like that only encourages my fellow Americans to bring you some freedom
- Basically delusions of grandeur, LOL.
- Kinda like the World Series.... but only the US and Canada participate?
In the UK “toilets under the stairs” are quite common, both my childhood houses had one. They’re converted from old school larders so they’re tiny, and I’m sure neither had a 15” gap before the sink.
- Yeah, very common in Ireland too. Had one under the stairs in the family home when I was a kid. Though it's mainly a toilet used for that moment when the main toilet is occupied.
- Stuff put in place before specific building codes are often grandfathered in, it usually applies to new construction or remodels done after whatever code was put in place.

I saw a place like this where the bathroom was two stories. Bottom floor was the bathtub, middle was the toilet.

Lol my college apartment was almost that!
It was reversed at the one I saw. The bedroom was on the 2nd floor with a shower/bath and then on the 1st floor was the toilet. I was tempted to get it since it was like $800 a month with all utilities included.
You can always pull the good ol waffle stomp if you can't make it upstairs.

Yikes, imagine if the toilet clogs up 😬

That's rarely a problem outside of the US. I'm not sure where this is located, though.
- The stairs
It won't. Because of gravity. Check mate, atheists!

The decor is good but that location...

is incredibly convenient, 10/10, nothing wrong here at all! /s

Hallway/stairway toilet, sure. Odd AF. But like, why two watering cans in one location? Is that also the only sink? Would I have to wash my dishes there as well?

The blue one is the bidet. Don’t be gross and use your plant watering can to clean your ass, man.
It's a muslim house, the watering cans aren't for the plants.

Depending on your perspective this can be:
a bathroom
a hallway
a toilet
multi purpose mezzanine
So i imagine when the sale gets posted it wil list all of the above with a ✅ rather then a count.
- Multi purpose mezzanine 😂😂
- That's funny...
  I just looked at a local listing a few days ago that was listed as 0 bedrooms and 1 bath but also mentioned an office and spare bedroom in the description...
  Turns out there really isn't an actual bedroom at all... The "main" bed is in the living room where most people would have a couch and it's wide open to the kitchen.
  Then there is a shed out back that has a bed in it and electricity wired to it... This was elaborated on in the description to be either a "spare bedroom, office, she-shed, etc... The possibilities are endless".
  Then there was a stackable washer dryer unit in this rock and dirt basement that looks like some torture chamber where you'd expect to find a body or two buried.
  Built in 1909... Tiny lot... Maybe .04 acre at best... $350K
  There actually was one relatively normal bathroom though.
the whole second floor is a bathroom
Well, let's give it the best possible chance at being a room. And say that at the top and bottom of those stairs is a door.
The toilet would need to be at least 15" from the wall to the center line, which let's also say it is exactly.
The smallest a bathroom can be is 15 sq feet. Stairs don't count, and it's probably fine, because stairs have to be 36" wide, and landings need to match that. So that passes. Cielings must be at least 80" and because this is actually a fucking stairwell, and ceiling minimums are measured from the nose of the first stair, they will more than pass.
So sadly, this is arguably a 1/2 bath. Honestly I've seen smaller.
However this still violates code. Stairway landings need to have clear space at least as long as the stair is wide. And building permanent structures on landings isn't allowed inside that space.

Project zomboid

Does this house predate indoor plumbing.

Loo with a View

at least there is fancy red carpet👌🏼

sure, but this looks super relaxing

Surprisingly clean and good looking for such an inconvenient layout.

*Illegal in places that have adopted international building/residential code.

There's so much wrong with this... even beyond the obvious, they tiled the wall with exactly 6 tiles just around the sink. The sink is blocked by the shelf so you can't use it from the front. And (it's very blurry so I'm not sure) there seems to be some sort of sign stuck above the sink?

These must be non-functional. There is no way they had people put tobes there for this to work.