Terrible Estate Agent Photos
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- Which footballer lives in a house like this?www.rightmove.co.uk Check out this 6 bedroom detached house for rent on Rightmove
6 bedroom detached house for rent in Victoria Road, Formby, L37 for £25,000 pcm. Marketed by X1 Sales and Lettings, Liverpool
- 'Who lives in a house like this?'www.rightmove.co.uk Check out this 3 bedroom detached house for sale on Rightmove
3 bedroom detached house for sale in Penrhyndeudraeth, Gwynedd, LL48 for £400,000. Marketed by Beresford Adams, Porthmadog
Found this delight on Rightmove today!
Elegance personified.....
Coco Chanel would have loved to see her logo on a toilet lid
I think there's a fridge freezer in the bedroom???
I don't know what this thing is
- Oh my eyes!www.foxtons.co.uk 2 Bedroom Flat for Sale in Bromyard Avenue | Foxtons
Flat for Sale (Property). Bromyard Avenue, Acton, W3. A "Golden Opportunity" to acquire this two bedroom first floor apartment situated within the popular 1920's Bromyard House - a gated development with porter, lift access, and parking. (Ref 1276696)
Subtle decor innit?
- Don't mind me just mowing my roof.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/17214-Jonas-Hill-Ln-SE-Rainier-WA-98576/2057666191_zpid/?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR3gwxZUo3L4D9RuBzb-uilNtpQVR_Lr5ZeufxJ4X0J6IEBPg0ye08Qscc8_aem_AaavXk_P1QA2ylH1YLU-pXyYx-EeUuzu8CoA9SkWSDCo7S3Iu0j_pjW2o73v3N69Eob4waKPiSJYMYA0WmuK1o5V
- Not a crack house for sale
A promising description:
> Welcome to a stunning and spacious property located in the serene and picturesque community of Ocklawaha, FL. This beautiful home boasts a remarkable curb appeal, thanks to its landscape, large front yard, and front porch
Would you dare to request a tour?
To be fair they do tell later in the description that an investor can just use the lot to park their mobile home.
- This whole place is interesting but photo number 25 of the bathroom is the kicker.www.zillow.com 402 Sunset Ln, Marshalltown, IA 50158 | MLS #6304975 | Zillow
This 2834 square feet Single Family home has 4 bedrooms and 3 bathrooms. It is located at 402 Sunset Ln, Marshalltown, IA.
- Shave, shower, and shit all in the comfort of your own kitchen.m.spareroom.co.uk Studio 16, 7 Bath Road Single Shower
Chiswick : £999 pcm. very nice studio located next to Turnham Green station, washing machine available, bills included, bus...
Turnham Green? Turn um stomach more likely.
- This house should be free
https://web.archive.org/web/20240314035648/https://www.realtor.ca/real-estate/26607396/1865-e-7th-avenue-prince-rupert
- When your contractor has the drawings upside down
https://www.funda.nl/koop/verkocht/workum/appartement-42108129-lieuwe-klazes-leane-3/
- Could it be that I just have horrible taste? No, it's the market that's wrong!
cross-posted from: https://midwest.social/post/8743376
- Just fuck my shit up
> Contractor: how do you want the bathroom done? > > Customer: basically, whenever I go in, I want to be wondering whether I’m drunk or on drugs. > > Contractor: say no more.
- “This unique parcel stretches behind six homes”
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/601-Jericho-Ave-NE-Renton-WA-98059/2064096887_zpid/
- "atypical house in terms of layout and decoration, modern and original"
Original for sure. That's one way of hanging a mirror.
- 100% not haunted
I don't understand what has to posses you to think this is a great photo to post. Actually I might have a guess what.
- This whole place but especially this bathroom.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/402-Sunset-Ln-Marshalltown-IA-50158/76785182_zpid/?utm_campaign=iosappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare&fbclid=IwAR3rLMJuy8o3eOato5RhH3zWjQFqHj7lZWSK7y0WuFdNQWJXDPqe9byZHxI
- This carpet took years off my life just looking at it.
Like I'm pretty sure this is the color of the blood that Akira Kurosawa used in Ran. It's fucking haunting.