They're treatbrained just like the poors, but they have the money and power to giggle about it while looking down on the rest of us. They admire the blue curtains, they call their own KHALEESI(tm), they see everything as a game, or even as a joke, because they are free from immediate consequences for their actions.
Moving from Texas to Washington state, I was really shocked how they viewed people who grew up poor in red states. Didn't matter the political affiliation.
Then they go and bitch about the homeless coming in, or God forbid you made it and landed a good job, then it's your fault for raising prices.
The JD Vance room with the wood panels really sold what they think of the rural poor.
“I’m not traffic, I’m stuck in traffic” but for housing. They expect to be able to buy a house and see the value increase year over year at a good clip, but then get salty when that happens for other people.
Why did I expect there to be policies listed there? Then again, I guess landing on "murdering thousands of children in possibly the most horrible genocide of this century so far" wouldn't fit the "yassss qweeen" theme
Tbh my immediate thought was “oh that’s perfect. This is probably how the Harris team is formulating positions on everything irl” before laughing at what was actually at the bottom of the board.
Pragmatic kick the can. Whoever can kick the rights can down the most election markers wins!
The cherry picker. Claw machine that picks platitudes and means testing. There is an actual codifying right in there...deep down there somewhere and too small for the claw to ever grab, but hey it only costs a little political capital each try.
The watering down the bills. Whoever can water the progressive target the fastest wins!
The light loop where the timing is rigged slightly off the main policy, you swear if you go another round you can time it just right.
The Parlematarian coin pusher that will bury your policies in non binding technicalities and comittee meetings it might not ever see the light of day....maybe just one more coin.