Most of us probably have more interesting thoughts on the toilet than in the shower.
Most of us probably have more interesting thoughts on the toilet than in the shower.
Most of us probably have more interesting thoughts on the toilet than in the shower.
More people are distracted by their phones on the toilet than in the shower
Can confirm. Commenting from the throne.
Who could've possibly known.
Try pooping in the shower…?
There are actually more cells in our brain than brains in our entire body
Looks like you're having diarrhoea, my friend.
The thinker. Does he look like taking a shower?
I rest my case.
I find most interesting thoughts are as I fall asleep.
Sometimes while falling asleep, I'd start thinking the weirdest shit, only to realize how weird my thoughts are.
Hard disagree. I’m on my phone while on the toilet. In the shower I have nothing but the voices in my head to listen to.
So where is the c/toiletthoughts?
c/shitposting
Be the change you wish to see in this world.
Does somebody know how to create a community?
What does he want to be a toilet thought?
I make up songs in the shower, I do not sing when I shit
Lier! Everyone has a tuba playing for the base notes. Some even play the bassoon. Legend has it, if you hold off the performance for more than 3 days, you'll find you can play the flute.
inb4 c/toiletthoughts
It’s called shitposting.
the no poop post was rumored to be a toilet thought
Only if I forget my phone in the toilet
On the toilet, I seem to be better at problem-solving. But in the shower tend to come up with new* and deeper thoughts.
But in the shower tend to come up with you
😨 😨 😨
Bloody Siri
3 days without pooping is 3 days wasted
Shower beats toilet for thinking, every time! Its the steam! My toilet rarely steams.
Excremeditation.
Why? You got one of those $4k butt massaging lazy boy toilets? I wouldn’t say most of us have them on the toilet.