It also propels itself forward by discharging high velocity watermarks.
162 0 ReplyI liked the meme, but your comment got an actual chuckle from me. Thanks for the laugh, friend
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For those interested in this species, this is actually called a "Long-tailed tit". This particular one is of the caudatus subspecies, recognizable by its pure white head, like this
80 0 Replylove me some white tits
39 0 ReplyI like tits of any colour
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Me writing my resume in third person
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What an asshole putting that obnoxious watermark on a picture he didn't take
30 2 ReplyHere's an insta of an actual Japanese wildlife photographer chock-full of great photos of this bird (among others)
17 3 Replytiktok automatically watermarks it when u save a pic from a slideshow
16 3 ReplyOh, so they're the assholes.
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Indeed, it's a really wonderful photo otherwise
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The photographer who took this photo barely escaped with his life.
21 0 ReplyI heard that the bird actually tracked him down and murder him shortly after. They found the camera's SD card is the only thing still intact at the scene.
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It's a really cool bird
17 0 ReplyReminds me of the indie game, Skate Bird.
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If there is one thing I've learned from Physics, is that everything is relative.
12 0 ReplyKiller borb
11 0 ReplyThat's a snowball.
9 0 ReplyDid you mean pounds per square inch? The foot-pound is a unit of torque. That number would make more sense for the force generated by its wings.
9 0 ReplyIt's a japanese bird, that should be Pascal.
10 0 ReplyUnless you mean the specific individual in the photo, it's not Japanese.
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think of the bird's claw as a small torque wrench ... similarly, when we unscrew the cap of a jar, we notice that our hands have a limited torque capacity.
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Pictured above, a bird whose wings double as ears
8 0 ReplyHard to unsee
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Sweet, a Long-tailed Tit.
7 0 ReplyHas anyone measured the impedance of that bird? It could be in the trillions of ohms! Terrifying if you think about it!
7 0 ReplyI know it's a joke but it bugs me because foot-pound is energy not pressure
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Pssssh. The bag is wet, move in! Pssssh!
4 0 ReplyWe all know that this bird is a murder hobo.
Which… really just makes it cuter.
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