Pooping is gross and takes too much time
Pooping is gross and takes too much time
Like, you mean I gotta do this once a week?!
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A professional pooper with proper fiber intake can poop almost as quickly as they can pee.
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The wisdom of beanis reveals itself again...
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True, but then you're not pooping once a week.
For me it's actually more like several times a day with my fiber intake lol
In fact I might be pooping now
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No food should be staying inside you for a week anyway.
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Before getting covid I pooped once every 2 days usually. After covid I have 1-3 awful shits a day. My intestines are destroyed and I didn’t even have a serious case
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Your hell is my heaven
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Huh, perhaps that's why I am having to use the restroom a lot at work, on top of having anxiety-induced IBS.
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people are literally full of shit
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You joke but sloths do actually poop once a week
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So do heroin addicts.
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i have a birth defect and i have to do it ~10 times a day for my entire life. Yeah it takes up soooo much time lmao.
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i remember when i only had to go once a week. those were the days of Gold-Tinged Excrement.
now it's been 2-7 times a day for... quite a while. at least i finally got some actual meds for my ulcers, no thanks to the local healthcare.
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Some pro vegan truth: Pooping is less awful and takes less time when you don't eat animal products. Give it a try for a week.
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I can confirm this, I had a lot of ghost poops when I was vegan. Less smelly too.
It's also a lot cleaner when using your butt for yours or someone else's pleasure.
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I'm vegetarian, this is a literal and figurative shitpost
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A cheap bidet was the best purchase I've made in years
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no more half measures walter
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I just hate having to dig the hole each time
literally been there