I just hate having to dig the hole each time
31 0 Replyliterally been there
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A professional pooper with proper fiber intake can poop almost as quickly as they can pee.
23 0 ReplyThe wisdom of beanis reveals itself again...
12 0 ReplyTrue, but then you're not pooping once a week.
For me it's actually more like several times a day with my fiber intake lol
In fact I might be pooping now
11 0 ReplyNo food should be staying inside you for a week anyway.
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Before getting covid I pooped once every 2 days usually. After covid I have 1-3 awful shits a day. My intestines are destroyed and I didn’t even have a serious case
21 0 ReplyYej covid messed up my digestion too :( my sympathy
13 0 ReplyYour hell is my heaven
9 0 ReplyHuh, perhaps that's why I am having to use the restroom a lot at work, on top of having anxiety-induced IBS.
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You joke but sloths do actually poop once a week
20 0 ReplyHe doesn't joke, a lot of people only poop once a week. I have friends who work in healthcare and it's real. Eat your vegetables and drink lots of water, folks.
23 0 ReplyHe doesn't joke, a lot of people only poop once a week.
That's wild. Doesn't it hurt?
15 0 ReplyNurses should be pooping more than once a week
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They also have to come down from the trees to poop for some reason. This leaves then vulnerable to predators. Probably why they poop so sparsely.
17 0 ReplyJust poop right from the treetop! Every other tree dweller does it!
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So do heroin addicts.
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people are literally full of shit
20 0 Replyi have a birth defect and i have to do it ~10 times a day for my entire life. Yeah it takes up soooo much time lmao.
19 0 Replyi remember when i only had to go once a week. those were the days of Gold-Tinged Excrement.
now it's been 2-7 times a day for... quite a while. at least i finally got some actual meds for my ulcers, no thanks to the local healthcare.
15 0 ReplySome pro vegan truth: Pooping is less awful and takes less time when you don't eat animal products. Give it a try for a week.
7 0 ReplyI can confirm this, I had a lot of ghost poops when I was vegan. Less smelly too.
It's also a lot cleaner when using your butt for yours or someone else's pleasure.
4 0 ReplyI'm vegetarian, this is a literal and figurative shitpost
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A cheap bidet was the best purchase I've made in years
7 0 Replyno more half measures walter
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