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chat @hexbear.net crime [she/her, any] @hexbear.net 4 mo. ago

I logged off for like a year and a half, what did I miss?

My mental health got into a weird superposition of "better" and "worse" so my brain reshuffled all of my interests and hobbies and the grillpill ones came out on top. But after the last ~~decade~~ week it felt like time to come home to the most powerful posters.

Noticed we've got PvP enabled now sicko-yes

Anything else interesting happen recentlyish? Any good struggle sessions?

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UlyssesT logged off to touch grass and kill Kissinger, and he was all out of grass.
- Pressident Obama also logged off so our cute boy appreciating capabilities have plummetted.
  
  i was wondering what was missing lately - cute boy appreciation
Admins shut down the site and tried to coup Bolivia
- are they still playing hide and seek with ?
@Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net I'm trans now lol

also RIP little Biggs
- oh rad!!! congrats on the gender
  
  and RIP comrade Biggs </3
- Biggs lives on in our hearts
  
  The immortal science of Marxism-Biggsism
It's joever now
The trans megathread is majorly ascendant, last week's was bigger than the news mega
- you know, I was gonna be surprised and disappointed if Hexbear wasn't at least 150% transer than it was when I logged off
  
  it seriously is
Any good struggle sessions?

Is Beanis funny?
I had my gallbladder removed and posted through my recovery because I had an excuse to be on here 24/7 while zooted up of my gourd

Of course, this also means there was a two week gap in my memory, but what are you gonna do?
UlyssesT left to move to the countryside as cover for killing Henry Kissinger
My cat started drinking water on his own so I can finally feed him dry food now.
- that's great! wish my cat would drink water on her own, she only likes drinking from faucets
  
  Yeah it was crazy, after years of having to trick him into drinking water by mixing it in with his wet food, I caught him licking water off the shower floor and and decided to try putting a bowl out again, and just like that he was fine.
  
  Also, FWIW they sell little cat water fountains that look like dribbling faucets, maybe your girl would like one of those?
Welcome back. Hope your doing better these days.
- Thanks! me too lol
mostly
- cranking hawg was hot for a quick minute
Tons of federation drama, which was pretty fun

Good to see you again conrad
- likewise, great to see some familiar usernames still hanging around
  
  I took like a nine month break while I was dealing with some mental health stuff and everything was waiting when I came back
I started a mini struggle session on whether "lumpen" is a valid or useful term.

We're still infested with owls.

Something very funny happened to Joe recently
how many mentions in your inbox are just "be gay, do @crime"?
- No idea I had >600 mentions from being tagged in the nerdcall for megathreads so I just cleared them all
  
  Hah nerd
What's PvP?
- federating makes this a player-vs-player server
  
  we're all russo-chinese soros bots so it's technically PvE and we're the E
  
  99% of other instances have either blocked us or we blocked them, so there's not much "PvP" anymore. The majority of that happened during the beginning of federation being enabled
- Federation with the other Lemmy instances that didn't automatically block Hexbear because they were terrified of the power posters.
I joined about 8 months ago and shortly after that @UlyssesT@hexbear.net went on haitus so overall it's probably worse here than you left.
Snape killed Dumbledore and Kamala killed biden
- Cooked up a special batch for him at Fort Detrick
  
  Extra wolfsbane and pixie dust for Dumbledore
Hell yeah. Glad you're back.
- Hell yeah, thanks comrade
But after the last decade week it felt like time to come home to the most powerful posters.
Hi crime welcome back! How was the grilling?
- Thank you! I gotta say, paying less attention to The Horrors helped keep the existential dread away
i changed my avatar.

and a bunch of struggle sessions happened that i stayed far away from because i hate conflict.

oh and we are now majority queer and trans
We came, we saw, he died
I can't remember much that happened more than a few months ago but wow yeah a lot has changed since federation
I remember you from your trick of designating a sacrificial item to procrastinate on in order to make other procrastinated items seem relatively appealing.

Welcome back, we have more emotes than you can possibly keep track of but you can search for them practically. Still can't use the search feature practically but the Next page button works everywhere. Archived posts are viewable again.
- Oh rad! Nice to be recognized for my executive dysfunction hacks lol
  
  Thanks for the welcome back! I did notice the new emoji search, that's already been a gamechanger
We're playing dwarf fortress and my digital dwarf daughter is a serial killer
- Good for her breaking the glass ceiling in a traditionally male-dominated industry
  
  I support women's rights AND women's wrongs
  
  Comrade Jenny Dahmer
Don't forget about the co-op DLC I'm part of :3

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