I really don't like having the kind of depression where I can still make it in to work every day and do my job without fail, and only become completely useless during my time off.
If the non-voting leftist demographic had as much power as all of the various "leftist" reddit subs thought they had, we would be a lot closer to actually taking meaningful political action in this country.
I'm so tired of people looking at the most anemic political group in the country and screeching about how they're going to tip over the entire cruise ship.
"Reporter Commits Suicide by Ordering Home Robot to Bludgeon Them to Death"
Make sure you bring out the unseasoned potato salad when he shows up at the BBQ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Excuse me, waiter! This tapioca isn't bland enough!
You underestimate the extent to which God is willing to commit to his greatest bit. The man will live and continue to run for president for 40 more years.
Inside sources say there were no protestors, the bugs just appeared 
I cannot believe that people think Biden stepped aside amicably just because he didn't call Harris a removed in his resignation letter. A week ago reporters said he was old-man raging against the people who had turned against him and "betrayed him," boo fucking hoo, and now in forty eight hours libs have completely whitewashed him into some selfless hero with an astounding political IQ.
As if he wasn't lying in bed with a fever mumbling about Gerald Ford when his advisors told him that the DNC was gonna cut off all funding and handed him that pre-written letter to sign.
Yeah it was crazy, after years of having to trick him into drinking water by mixing it in with his wet food, I caught him licking water off the shower floor and and decided to try putting a bowl out again, and just like that he was fine.
Also, FWIW they sell little cat water fountains that look like dribbling faucets, maybe your girl would like one of those?
My cat started drinking water on his own so I can finally feed him dry food now.
There are flights from Seattle to Scottsbluff Nebraska for less than $200, and then a bus from there to Pine Ridge for $50
Also flights to Alliance, NE. But you might have to wait a little longer for tickets below $200
There is some incredible, extraplanar well of pure, demented energy that only the most evolved neoliberals can tap into in order to reach levels of incorrectness that we can only dream of.
No matter what hellish fate awaits us, we can always cherish in our hearts the week where Biden sat alone in his house, sick and sad and betrayed by everyone around him.
This is a battle long lost, but it's amazing that he's pissing and shitting himself (literally I assume) at the prospect of the Democrats doing to him what they did to Bernie four years ago. Fuck you old man, I hope the China virus eats your brain to death.
Also, for all the articles that make it seem like he's about to step down, I have a feeling the libs are going to "learn" what we've all known forever: that beneath the dementia and the goofy old heehaw bullshit, Biden is actually just a huge stubborn fucking asshole.
Dems fuck it up and hire a sniper who can shoot
Kamala Harris 1000% poured a vial of covid snot into Joe's coffee.
And honestly, good for you ma'am 
Meanwhile, Republicans might stop referring to the current President as a ‘criminal’. Election results could be respected. Attempts to imprison political opponents could be wound down.
Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot idiot idiot idiotidiotidiotidiotidiotidiot IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT.
If someone mercked Biden he wouldn't have to step down and would retire with his honor intact. It's really what he wants.
