ITT: we predict Biden’s next gaffe

I feel like his trajectory is to use more and more antiquated and offensive language to refer to Black people. So my guess is that some kind of old-timey POC slur is where he will be heading next.

Biden's heated gamer moment.

He'll talk about the USSR in the present tense.

This won't even register in the media though, they've been pushing "Putin wants to reform the USSR" for months

he'll refer to another long-dead leader of a country as someone he is in frequent contact with

- "I was named after my uncle Joe! We called him iron Joe because.... When my.... Well when my ma first got a clothes iron, the family... [Incomprehensible], and that's how COVID worked, jack!"

Forgetting Kamala's name

Implying isis-k are "our guys" or something to that effect

Death

lathe-of-heaven

Mentions his friend "Rhodesia Dan"

Goofyass question but was Biden a big Rhodesia guy?
- No idea, but it sounds right

He WILL say the gamer word

I was the first gamer woman to serve with a gamer president

He'll fumble a sentence and boast about how many more Americans died from covid under his presidency than Trump's

He mumbles his words that makes it sound like he's saying a slur. so he holds a press conference denying he said the slur only to accidentally say the slur at the press conference.

Refers to the Democratic Republic of the Congo as the Belgian Congo.

thinking everyone still has pensions and getting corrected

Biden and Trump get into a fight over supporting the Saudis and it gets really awkward.

MBS chuckled as he stood in the middle of the two spatting presidents and put his hands on their shoulders.

“Fellas. Fellas! Relax. You can both give me money!”

My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.

I was the first one to genocide Palestine

He says put loud exactly why they would have to had invented an to support "American Interests".

Refers to Chuck Schumer as his son, Hunter.

I'll take the dark horse and say it'll be like a black eye or popped blood vessels in his eye again. So not really a gaffe, but more of a nail in the coffin

Biden will be walking along and then turn around with drool dripping from his chin and start talking to nobody and one of his minders will quickly come up to wipe his chin and biden will start yelling at them and drop some slurs.

He will refer to Corn Pop as the president of Russia