I thought the breakfast gun went on the left side of the table?
158 0 ReplyReminds me of land o lakes butter. They got rid of the indian but they kept the land.
124 0 ReplyAll that drama for dyed corn syrup.
80 0 ReplyI really wish someone would create a "loud honky" brand mascot...
81 2 ReplySome board room somewhere
Bossman "Alright team, what should we change to ensure our company is not seen as racist according to white people on twitter?
Person 1 "Increase represtation of different races and cultures across our brands?" ejector seat activated
Person 2 "Hire someone qualified to have this conversion?" ejector seat activated
Person 3 "Get rid of Aunt Jemima so people don't accosiate our brand with black people anymore?
Bossman "brilliant! Someone get me a raise for coming up with that."
45 8 ReplyWas really confused why you would prefer plastic over glass, but then i understood what was meant by "her".
34 1 ReplyThat handgun looks like a rare 1911 Commander made by Ruger manufactured in Southport, CT. Those things are not cheap.
32 2 ReplyAmericans and their high fructose corn syrup addiction.
29 3 ReplyLast time I saw white people get this fanatical over a black woman it was because she was handing them free minivans.
28 4 ReplyA buddy of mine and I did some research into the real-life aunt Jemima.
Apparently she was a really cool lady.
23 1 ReplyThis actually came out a few days before the brand change: https://www.theonion.com/quaker-oats-replaces-historically-racist-aunt-jemima-ma-1844015205
21 0 ReplyI don't think Mr. Butterworth would appreciate you filling his wife with your syrup.
19 0 ReplyPutting a pig in a dress doesnt change the pig
16 0 ReplyUnironically this, I'm sorry they want to decrease visibility of black people and call that fighting racism?
We can't have Aunt Jemima, but Captain Crunch's cracker ass is still joining us for breakfast?
16 3 ReplyIs that an original tanker's 1911?!
13 1 ReplyShe's YOUR property after all.
10 1 ReplyThat pistol appears to be cocked and not locked (safety off). I seriously hope there's no round chambered.
9 0 ReplyOn investing in better materials that are better for people and the environment. The other marketing..
4 0 ReplyDiabetes? Yes, that's how it works... Once you have it they won't be able to take her away from you
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