SOON?
SOON?
SOON?
All farms are gonna be “pick-it-your-fucking-self-service” before you know it.
I think anybody that didn't vote for Trump is in danger of being arrested and put to work in the fields.
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I wanted that to be funny but it came out like I turned into a Go Team Blue Lib overnight. I'll leave it as is.
If this happens, I'm beating the guards to death with a sack of apples/potatoes/whatever dense plant material i can find
You may already know this but those do exist already.
I do, I’m not proposing a new idea but rather a shift from being a novelty to a necessity.
Definitely.
And they're still going to charge you $10 a pound to pick it yourself.