There are two root-reasons why people laugh about something that was said.
The Devil (Lucifer) is an undercover cop.
I feel like if asbestos was banned today there'd be a huge pro-asbestos movement
The people who first invented tools had to invent inventing tools without tools.
I'm full of preservatives and micro-plastics. I should live until I'm at least 1000 y/o.
The use of lunar calendar might be the reason why days start at midnight.
Future generations will look at people who fear AI/Robots, the same way as how we today view people who fear other races/ethnicities
I should wash my hair.
A vest. BUT WITH SLEEVES.
"I was born in the wrong generation" has turned from edgy to a sad reality for some
Willie Nelson should be addressed as "Your Highness"
It always seems like its time to move to linux
Assuming a button that makes you smarter, the only smart move is to press it.
Lemmy has the ideal number of posts for me. Just enough to have a good time but not too many that I'm scrolling forever
It's used more as a Drinking License than a Drivers License.
When I sleep in I have feature-length dreams.
Change the Rainbow
"Cheers", but set in a fantasy tavern.
There's a global pandemic somewhere just waiting for someone to do a dare
When I wake up and check the time to find it's 4:04am I immediately think "sleep not found"
