Number of toilets is an approximation of wealth
Habits are invisible memories.
The name "edgar" has really fallen off as of recently.
Every time you eat, you're trusting many strangers to not have tampered with your food
What if there is an equal alien civilization also incapable of light speed travel but developed a telescope that could view planets like ours.
Crypto is now as stable as the US economy!
Any babies born this week or next will have two easters before their first birthday
Every non US market could impose their will, simply by banning imports of products that use, or reference SAE instead of metric.
The Minecraft movie is both a children's movie and nostalgia marketing...
PC's for millenials (and Gen Z somewhat) is the same thing as cars to boomers
(Dark take) Ghibli filter trend is just people hiding how ugly they are
Even if it sounds smart, it might be dumb.
am i stupid or are solar panel's efficiency independent on latitude
Sometimes I think the primary purpose of having two hands is to pet two cats simultaneously.
I wonder how many male, middle aged US filmmakers regularly call it a "director's cut" when carving up the thanksgiving turkey for their family.
You'll know Lemmy has really caught on when search results for "Lemmy" are more about it than the Motorhead guy.
Smokers and dog owners would make excellent postal workers
Heck is just "hell" and "fuck" combined
Sit down with your co-workers for a beer and everybody smiles. They even make tv shows about it. But sit down with your co-workers for a little opium and everybody gets their panties in a twist.
If you have a thread 9.6trillion millimeter in length, you can circle the earth with it for about 239.5 times.
