I'm full of preservatives and micro-plastics. I should live until I'm at least 1000 y/o.

As everyone knows that plastic is still copyrighted and owned by corporations so technically you should be paying rent.

There's more living bacteria inside of you than you, and it will eat your decomposing corpse if you let it. Embalming or creamation will kill what remains of you after your brain dies.

Are you a Dasini water bottle? If so, you're probably correct