After setting a table, when should you expect it to go off?
Tragically, I only got to celebrate my birthday for half a minute
What do you call spherical cows in a particle accelerator?
The airline agent would not let a hunter check his dead gazelle as luggage.
You know what I don't like about people who do yoga?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
I sent ten different puns into a pun contest in hopes of having a winner.
I got fired from my job at an orange juice factory.
Today I had a job interview at a mirror factory
Why Was The Broom Late For The Meeting?
Be careful out there, mon amie.
Pregante?
There was also the Spanish cat uno dos, but he disappeared without a tres
Why we don't build houses with silver nails
I accidently swallowed the cat's meds last night.
We're choosing a musical name for our baby daughter.
Everyone should know the best time on a clock.
A truck loaded with Vicks VapoRub overturned on the freeway
There are pop tarts but no mom tarts.
Bit my tongue
