In 2021, the World Health Organization proved conclusively that Covid cannot be transmitted through pets, thus enabling the release of thousands of dogs that have been kept in quarantine.
Saw this little guy in France, can you guess in which city?
After years of research, scientists finally found the smallest grizzly that ever existed.
Must have happened while camping ... because it's past tents.
Gesundheit
What do you call a man with a rubber toe from Paris, Texas?
I tricked a poor business man to sell me his soul.
How do you eat a data centre?
Did you know Taylor Swift was named after Albert Einstein?
Meanwhile...
If I let the dip spoil, is it considered hummuscide?
Two cargo ships collided in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. One was carrying red paint and one was carrying blue paint.
On average how many puns get a laugh?
A virus is making people forget 80's rock bands
Cowboys in the Wild West were pioneers
It doesn't seem fair to me that mothers have two special days in the year and fathers only have one.
I feel so sorry for children with gay dads.
If you wear cowboy clothes...
No less
On average, humans have more bones in their neck than giraffes
