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On average, humans have more bones in their neck than giraffes

I knew a guy who got a little too into the hokey pokey

I love my workout

Why after Napoleon died he had to be put back together?

Greater cheese

Why do some birds regurgitate their food?

Fish Hammer

Yeah this one's maybe too bad even for here...

Chicken salad

I stepped on the scale, guess how many pounds

Remember to knock before opening the fridge!

On this very special day, ask you self "What would Jesus do?"

I wonder how many male, middle aged US filmmakers regularly call it a "director's cut" when carving up the thanksgiving turkey for their family.

Dad, what is the easiest word to say?

Is it possible for a dad who makes terrible puns to learn how to throw ninja stars?

Shout out to all the people wondering what the opposite of in is

An imam, a priest, and a rabbit enter a blood clinic. The nurse asked the rabbit his blood type. "I'm probably a type o," he said.

It's not a dad joke unless it's a bad joke.

What do you call a Linux user who only browses the Web using Lynx?

Did you hear Hooters is going bankrupt? But they are trying a new strategy a door to door service?