altphoto @ altphoto @lemmy.today Posts 8Comments 192Joined 2 wk. ago
Not yet here. Maybe a few more weeks?
This was an interesting watch:
That would be hilarious!
Is anyone gonna come check my junk? I'm just checking. Should I shave it? Like is that gonna make them think I'm under age so then they have to self deport? Or just let it all hang? They're coming to check right? Right?
Oh I'm excited!
Fine. I'll call the bf department of purchases and let them know this is just a stretched truth and not a true truth.
They are both wearing glasses! C'mon! Didn't nobody show them men in black? Remember the training when they shoot the little girl because she's the obvious alien?... Carrying advanced technology books. I don't if that was right or not, I didn't write the god damn movie! Shit! All I'm saying is they're nerds. Nerds don't harm other people... Except for paid nerds. Paid nerds think its payback and make things like nuklier things and such. Ya know what I'm saying?
Thanks man I love the sincerity.
Doughnuts are sweet and greasy. They are literally cooked in boiling oil.
It's gotta be something kids can sing. But what's another way of saying orange fuck ass motherfucker in a socially acceptable way?
2 men charged with cutting down the beloved Sycamore Gap tree are going on trial in northern England
That's the thing about cutting trees. You cut a tree that is in your way for your own desire to see it gone. You plant a tree for future generations to enjoy. There's no in between. We just don't live long enough to see a tree replaced to the same glory as the one we cut.
Another cancerous item is sodium benzoate. I use it to make photos. It reacts with UV light in gelatin to cause the gelatin to harden up. That same effect is what give you cancer. Its the free radicals generated during UV exposure.
I bet that if you nuke all our cities you'll eliminate crime by a good 80%.
The difference between doritos and bread is merely the cooking temperature and the flavoring content... One is supposed to be cheesy and salty the other sweet and greasy/moist.
Some bread is treated with stuff one would ordinarily not want to eat.
Go ahead, make TVs more smart. We literally removed our TV thus weekend. If you want me to upgrade it, please removed the spyware.
How can they tell I'm popping?.... Oh....what if I stopped flushing? So is that why some people don't flush? They're trying to be stealthy!
The guy with the Trump tatoo looks like the typical guy who gets a 23&ME saying he's actually part Mexican.