Jo Miran @ JoMiran @lemmy.ml Posts 224Comments 4,655Joined 2 yr. ago

EDIT: I am pretty sure this meme is older than the comedian.
Not really. You can by bi or pan and monogamous. If your heart decided your person was another man, it doesn't make you stop being bi or pan.
There are things in this world that I care about less than Elon's dick. I just can't think of a single one
I have only bought frozen peas once and that was when I got my vasectomy 15+ years ago.
I am pretty sure the bag is still there.
Here's the thing with these anti-vaxx morons. Even if they contract measles and survive it (it can be dangerous in adults), you can sure as shit bet that they will not get the shingles vaccine once they hit 50. Shingles will fuck you up if you let it.
Dicks out
We're talking about Floridians though.
Right, because backyard chickens are immune to avian flu.
...has the potential to foster empathy.
I'm sorry but I think you missed reading the Floridians bit.
I wonder where we would be as a nation had we gotten eight years of Bernie rather than Trump and Biden.
Could've been worse. Kinder Grinder.
That's one way to get people to work from the office again.
except jesus flavored
There is no trace of Jesus Christ flavoring in whatever the fuck those "christians" are practicing. Even Satan is into punishing the wicked. These motherfuckers reward evil.
Bold of you to assume the backdoor was a mistake.
I thought Trump was Putin's bottom.
It sickens me that I have to use Starlink for work. Musk and Trump deserve the worst.
NOT 👏
LOW 👏
ENOUGH👏
They need to be at or near zero. There is no excuse to buy a Tesla unless you like and approve of everything Elon is doing.