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After being officially declared the world's largest hot fudge sundae, organizers invited local children to eat as much as they could before it all melted away.

  • Bruce Bogtrotter

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    Lemmy is popular nowadays, yet is losing its active users

  • Yup. Exactly.

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    Sound Off: How many 10+ year redditors have left the site?

  • Joined in January, 2013 so just over 10 years. Ialmost exclusively lurked though.

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    All this excess of information, games, shows and everything else is ruining our boredom, which is usually what leads us to think more creatively

  • “All the X we could want” sounds like Elon Musk’s goal of the week.

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    If there was a city called January, and it hosted an international event (such as the Olympics or the Eurovision Song Contest), people would think it took place in the month of January.

  • So basically who’s on first?

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    You don't actually need a parachute to go skydiving...

  • If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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    <SLPT> You can know which side of the gas pump to use by looking at the side of your car

  • Wait, which side? The inside or the outside?

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    What do a plumb and an elephant have in common?

  • Really?! How? I’m using wefwef / Voyager and can’t even find an option to delete the post and start over.

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    What do a plumb and an elephant have in common?

  • Really wish there was a way to fix the typo in the title. Sorry!

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    What do a plumb and an elephant have in common?

    They’re both purple, except for the elephant.

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    Dank Christian Memes @lemmy.world darthfluffy @lemmy.world
    He's Always Watching
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    All cars are driverless cars when they're parked.

  • How come cars drive on parkways but park on driveways?

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    If warranties are for when things break on their own, and insurance is for accidents, then we should have a separate "warranty" for heart attacks vs "insurance" for trama

  • Don’t give insurance companies any ideas for something they can charge more for or exclude because you have the wrong warranty vs insurance!

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    Postdiluvian Vegans
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    joining the fediverse to bitch about reddit is the same as going on a date, and spending the whole night talking about your ex

  • Says the person talking about…Reddit.

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    AI generated images of the 'typical' home in all 50 states, 30 biggest US cities

  • Scrolled to the bottom to find Wisconsin and it wasn’t there. Odd choice to alphabetize by city and state names mixed together. I don’t usually look in the M’s for Milwaukee to find Wisconsin.

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    Idle hands are the devil's work

  • Iowa trying to take this literally.

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