Clinicallydepressedpoochie @ Clinicallydepressedpoochie @lemmy.world

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Come on sheeple, I thought I told you it was time to get up!

Barbequepie

"And he definitely doesn't fuck couches"

I'm losing it boys

No, I will not give more context.

If the 90s smelled like sex and candy what did other decades smell like?

Just for the record I'd rather be bashing musk right now.

What's so important about keeping military operations secret?

Lemme sighting

Sometimes, when I just barely knock the remote and some random show like Reba pops on, I can feel cable programing trying to take back control.

If that doesn't work? "Heil trump!"

Rent free

Hey, do americans just want to take a break from normal politics for a bit and focus all our efforts solely on the wild boar problem?

"Own guns"

Conservatives are now trying to claim the moral high ground. After everything? After January 6th. After electing a convicted felon. Some how they think they have the moral high ground.

Cheese pizza Lunchables have taught me that yellow cheese should be used in smaller proportions then white cheese or yellow cheese is more scarce/valuable then white cheese.

All I can ever think when I see shit like this is, "they fucking flew those planes into the world trade center."

🚨!!!FIVE ALARM FIRE - JOE ROGAN INJECTS LIBERAL MIND VIRUS INTO CONSERVATIVE SAFE SPACE!!!🚨

When picking location for reincarnation USA is a really popular choice for obvious reasons but don't pick it, it's a total bait and switch.

It's been a long road but I think conservatives are finally ready to admit jan 6'ers were terrorists.